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# Norris Johnson


Help me out b3ta: I have a bottle of tequila and no idea what to mix it with to stop it tasting revolting.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 23:30, archived)
# lots of ice and orange juice.
Splash of grenadine, more if you want to nuke the tequila taste completely.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 23:31, archived)
# Winner!
No grenadine, but with orange juice it's just about tolerable.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 23:41, archived)
# You're basically drinking a tequila sunrise, without the sunrise.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 23:42, archived)
# Shut up Mu
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 23:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 23:47, archived)
# !!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 23:48, archived)
#
‽
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 23:50, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 23:50, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 23:52, archived)
# dont make us come up there .......:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 0:00, archived)
# salt & lemon
there's a reason people slam tequila
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 23:33, archived)
# In bars, maybe
But I'm looking for something more refined. Cos I'm classy.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 23:45, archived)
# gin, vodka, rum, triple sec and a sour mash, splash of coke, sorted
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 23:34, archived)
# Good thinking
Although I'm gonna have to do a bit of shopping first. That's half a drinks cabinet right there.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 23:53, archived)
# down the plughole with half a fairy liquid
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 23:35, archived)
# you make it more revolting by licking salt and sucking lemon
BOOM
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 23:35, archived)
# Revolting? Nooooo.
The salt and lemon/lime thing actually works. You'll be wondering if you really like it and by the time you figure it out you'll be drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 23:40, archived)
# I do like it. it's a bit of an ordeal, but enjoyable
like a vindaloo or something
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 23:48, archived)
# Just drink more
then you won't care how it tastes
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 23:36, archived)
# I'm normally at that stage on nights out by the time tequilas loom on the horizon
But I made the mistake of buying a bottle for home abuse.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 23:50, archived)
# *voila*
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_Island_Iced_Tea
edit: or: www.youtube.com/watch?v=qq6iEKVLzWY
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 23:36, archived)
# Pretty much what mongy said there.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 23:38, archived)
# i must be on block mu, sadtimes
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 23:39, archived)
# I'M NOT \O/ WINRAR
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 23:42, archived)
# man do you have me on ignore? :(
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 23:39, archived)
# sorry man!
no, i do not
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 23:41, archived)
# no offence
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 23:42, archived)
# just thought
that the drink deserved to be mentioned if it's not known
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 23:44, archived)
# I just want to say a few words of support for you right here mongy.
Always great banter from you. And never any offence. Terrible bullying of you right here.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 23:42, archived)
# erm...
"Terrible bullying of you right here"
??
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 23:57, archived)
# why are you bullying me, come on man, i'm having enouhg of it at the mo
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 0:02, archived)
# i'm just puzzled if i am
which i think i'm not
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 0:04, archived)
# Stop picking on mongychops!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 0:16, archived)
# hæhæh
10-4
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 0:17, archived)
# I do
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 23:43, archived)
# et tu bluto
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 0:03, archived)
# fucking hell, Kaiser!
are you back here now?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 10:20, archived)
# Lime juice and sugar.
Serve chilled with ice, or chuck the whole mix into an ice-cream maker for 20 minutes if you've got one.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 23:39, archived)
# Some kind of Mexican mojito?
No lime in at the moment, might try it with lemon juice instead though...
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 23:59, archived)
# poor the fucking stuff down the sink
and get some decent booze
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 23:39, archived)
# tsk, it is a great mixer
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 23:41, archived)
# Fucking hell micto
pull yourself together man.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 23:43, archived)
# I don't care what it tastes like, treating any booze like that is sacrilige.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 23:45, archived)
# And admit defeat? No way.
This stuff is getting drunk, no matter how many funny faces I have to pull while drinking it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 0:03, archived)
# Ginger beer and mint.
I think it might be called a dirty sanchez, but I may be wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 23:42, archived)
# Apparently that barman was lying to me. Its not.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 23:45, archived)
# that sounds good
all this tequila talk is making me thirsty
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 23:45, archived)
# I nearly bought some ginger beer the other day n all
Maybe next time!

Tried it with dandelion & burdock the other day. Not recommended.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 23:48, archived)
# wank and shit
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 23:59, archived)
# No way
I'm saving that up for the gravy for the Sunday roast.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 0:09, archived)
# Reading this is just making me want to have at the tequila in the cupboard, at room temperature and undiluted.
Mmmmmm: Tequila.

Maybe the problem is your brand choice. I'll settle for Cuervo (I happen to have some here) but prefer to have Sauza Silver or better of course.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 0:23, archived)