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# I'm learning to play the ukulele at the moment...
I can play C and G and have a blister on my finger.
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# beware boxers v ukelele players


Ali v Formby was a claissic
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# hehe
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# brill
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# That's next....
as soon as I can afford one...
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:09, archived)
# i played one the other day
not my bag at all,
far too brash
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:12, archived)
# A friend of mine has a gitanjo.
A six string banjo tuned like a guitar...
The sound from it is immense, But it was £600 :-(
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:33, archived)
# 6 strings? Pah!
I have (somewhere) a Framus 12 string banjo. Takes a week to restring and tune, weighs a ton and is truly horrible!
(therealche, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:37, archived)
# Are we still allowed to call a jew's harp a jew's harp?
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# Yes as long as there are no Jews in the room.
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# Fuck yeah.
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# keep at it!
i've been playing a while and i can manage c & g too :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:47, archived)
# "I can play C and G and have a blister on my finger..."
was the first line of George Formby's little known 1924 hit "Eeeeee..by 'eck, y'wanker..."

The chorus ran: "Turned out nice again....E=MC2"
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# I can play C and G and have a blister on my finger
I'm an ugly motherfucker
and a truly awful singer

I ply my trade in blackpool docks
singer for my supper
or sucking sailers cocks

Eee by 'eck you wanker
go and fuck yourself
I'm a cheeky northern bastard
and i live on a small shelf*

*ran out of rhymes there, sorry
and it doesn't scan that well either
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:59, archived)
# Got the tabs?
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# he usually hangs around on /links
:D
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# Well remembered, mictoboy!
Brought tears to my eyes...Formby often claimed to run out of rhymes. He has since been exposed as an opium fiend.
I think the song featured in the 1927 black and white talkie "Wahey, Mrs Brown - Time for Frottage" ?

You'll remember the wanking scene.
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# Peter Sellers also played the uke
Hear him here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pb4o_4FqMM0
Also, see if you can find some stuff by the foremost ukulele punk band, Uke 'til you Puke.
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# also
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTaXblksZu8

better version:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6Fal0faBog#t=06m33s
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# Have a Blister on my Finger?
I haven't heard that - who's it by?
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