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And a riddle: When is a Rabbit not a rabbit? [Answer.]
:D
(, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:03, archived)
# Lovely Jessica!
Here's one with 200% more YIFF

(, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:07, archived)
# Grrr grrrr
(, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:22, archived)
# Do real cats and rabbits exist in this universe?
Could the Eyebrows man go to a pet shop and buy a pet cat? Or the butchers and get a rabbit pie?

What happens when they go to the zoo to see the penguins?
(, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:11, archived)
# Robot yiffs himself into a frenzy at the sight of all the sexy imprisoned dungeon penguins
(, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:13, archived)
# The universe implodes.
(, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:14, archived)
# I just realised that this is the Goofy/Pluto paradox in a different guise
You'd probably be fine, it never seemed to hurt Disney
(, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:21, archived)
# pet cat?
moggy?
(, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:36, archived)
# I think it's more a case of them being hybrids, rather than full-on animals.
So if they tucked in to, I dunno, cat tikka masala for tea, it's only half-cannibalism.
(, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:55, archived)
# It's a bit like Vurt.
There's a drug in that called Fecundity 10 that lets people and animals and dead people breed.
(, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 16:13, archived)
# I... what?
That sounds so hilariously fucked up, I need to give it a look.
(, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 17:03, archived)
# It's probably a bit of it's time, early 90s drugs, raves and early concepts of virtual reality.
There's a sequel called Pollen, too.
(, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 17:15, archived)
# I could just about cope with Vurt.
Pollen went a bit mental.
See also 'Only Forward', but not anything since.
(, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 17:20, archived)
# Weirdly, I found Pollen easier. Vurt took a couple of goes.
I came straight from hard sf to Vurt and it was a bit of a head trip. I might try reading it again actually.
(, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 18:44, archived)
# Oh, you'd like that, wouldnt you..
humans and animals shagging....!
(, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 17:23, archived)
# On the contrary, I'm always up for sheer mindfuckery.
Just checked it out on Wikipedia, sounds like my cup of tea. Besides, I need something new to read after Drive and Driven.
(, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 17:43, archived)
# Was driven any good?
I got about a third of the way in, and didnt read any more for about a month or 2. Now i can't remember what happened, so im inclined to start from scratch. I dont have much time for books / reading.
(, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 18:02, archived)
# Driven's ace.
Only problem being, it's even shorter than Drive. I consider the two to be just one book, as Driven is pretty much a direct sequel anyway.

I think it's pretty much required to read Drive beforehand, as there's stuff that would otherwise be lost on anyone who hasn't in Driven.
(, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 18:27, archived)
# Mickey Mouse
pluto and goofy are both dogs. So is Pluto retarded or some kind of subservient "animal" slave?
(, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 16:09, archived)
# I can see this ending well.
Does the underwear model get melvinned?
(, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:32, archived)
# Cunnilingus would be a good word to get in Scrabble if you were playing with a nun, or rabbi.
(, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:50, archived)
# or a ginormously titted squirrel schoolgirl with a ridiculously big tail
(, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:57, archived)
# No, it would be too long.
(, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 16:01, archived)
# Someone could have put down nil
and you surround it with cun and ingu with the s coming from another word.
(, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 16:08, archived)
# You could have SHIT on the way down.
Not big on points, but funny nonetheless.
(, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 18:44, archived)
# oh my!
*jaw drops, tongue rolls out, googley eyes on stalks, steam from ears, wolf whistles*
(, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 16:37, archived)
# She's not bad, she's just drawn that way.
Also, Kat's yiff tits seem to be growing.
(, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 18:51, archived)