b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Torture Devices » Message 10862251

[challenge entry]



From the Torture Devices challenge. See all 56 entries (closed)

(, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:56, archived)
# my tongue has goner all funny
(, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:57, archived)
# And the egg is touching the beans!
What monster would do this?


(, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:59, archived)
# that doesn't bother me
it was the battery what done it
(, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:16, archived)
# It's imperative to use a sausage as a breakwater.
(, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:58, archived)
# Bacon breakbeaner.
:D

(, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:59, archived)
# I've never understood beans and egg together
the rest of those I have no problem with, I especially like batteries, tingly on my tongue
(, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:00, archived)
# Weirdo.
:D

(, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:01, archived)
# Try a 12v battery from a car alarm remote sometime
you'll see a blue flash behind your eyeballs
(, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:09, archived)
# Chew the foil
(, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 12:34, archived)
# haha
and the egg has those brown crispy bits

I'LL TELL YOU ANYTHING !!!
(, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:02, archived)
# I thought the cook had had a nosebleed.
(, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:05, archived)
# Actually no:
those crispy bits are from suasages and bacon fried in the pan before the egg

and they have been withheld!!

AAARRRRGGGGHHHH !!!!
(, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:15, archived)
# this is the biggest crime here
veggie fry-ups are just wrong. It's like having a wank but stopping just before the vinegar strokes
(, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:20, archived)
# veggie fry ups are good with veggie sausages and veggie bacon
they leave veggie black bits
(, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:23, archived)
# I had no idea egg touching beans was a thing!
Every fry up I've ever made has been a horror and I never knew
(, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:03, archived)
# I don't have a problem with the egg/beans combo personally.
But it's when the fried slice commes dunked in the juice from the tomatoes and is all soggy that my blood starts to boil.
(, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:12, archived)
# I'm with you on this...
Egg white... meh
Beans... meh
Egg white & beans... mmm :)

(However, the beans better fuck off away from teh yolk or there'll be trouble!)
(, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:13, archived)
# That egg was fried for far too long and too hot on the underside and the yolk is almost raw

This is not a breakfast of champions and I do not condone it.
(, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:07, archived)
# indeed. that is the worst egg i have ever seen.
crunchy whites -- ewww! i bet there's even some shell bits in there too
(, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:10, archived)
# Looks like there's some Worcestershire sauce involved as well...


(, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:18, archived)
# I like crunchy whites
and I like Worcestertstcter sauce

I'M TELLING YOU NOTHING MOLE!
(, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:21, archived)
#
(, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:25, archived)
# I exchanged it for a Ginsters pasty
(, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:46, archived)
# YOU FIENDISH BEAST!
Have a bite on this, then let's talk...


(, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:33, archived)
# oh god ooh god oh gods hods gods gogodsofsof do fod fodf do
(, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:47, archived)
# you have no soul
(, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:11, archived)
# also
you forgot a dry popsicle stick against the tongue
(, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:27, archived)
# Poopsicle
(, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:28, archived)
#
(, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:32, archived)
# yummy
(, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:31, archived)
# Now that's a classic.
:D

(, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:36, archived)
# I know that none of these things upset me.
*flexes in mirror*
(, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:46, archived)
# You just had to mentions beans full stop. Bleh!
(, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 12:02, archived)
# i'd happily eat egg and beans together
but if you but any kind of sauce or relish on it then it's going straight in the bin and i'm going to the chippy.
(, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 12:35, archived)
# I don't know what you mean
I was at the scene of another crime when the incident occured.
(, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 13:53, archived)
# Anything but the egg :D
*fears
(, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 14:23, archived)
# It's not just me!!!
My missus has been trying to convince me I'm mad
(, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 20:04, archived)
# I'd happily mop up the sauce from my beans with my crispy egg.
Does that make me some kind of monster?
(, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 10:28, archived)