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# Newsletter subject line compo
if you want to be in the running
make sure it's funning (sorry)
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:32, archived)
# Special Offer Inside: 25% off NYPD Roasts
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:33, archived)
# All aboard, all aboard, passports please
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:33, archived)
# SCROLLING IN ALL DIRECTIONS MANDATORY ON IPAD MINI
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:34, archived)
# STOCKPORT COUNTY WORMERY MUNGE
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:34, archived)
# sniffing peoples' hair on buses is the new crazy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:37, archived)
# CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING BECAUSE ALL THE NEWS IS STILL JIMMY SAVILE
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:37, archived)
# GIVING YOU 1% GROWTH EVERY WEEK
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:38, archived)
# Nest egg dreams ruined as savile didnt touch me
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:38, archived)
# OBAMA REFUSES 'VOTE ROMNEY' T SHIRT DURING DEMOCRAT VISIT TO STAMFORD BRIDGE
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:38, archived)
# THE ONLY THING YOU'LL READ THIS WEEK THAT DOESN'T MOAN ABOUT PRODUCT PLACEMENT IN BOND MOVIES
(please don't moan about product placement in Bond movies, by the way)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:39, archived)
# wankers
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:43, archived)
# Contains pics of Berlusconi's prison cell
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:39, archived)
# I hope that Two Hats gets a mention :'(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:39, archived)
# THAT'S IT, MAVIS, WE'RE OUT OF HERRINGS!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:39, archived)
# in a week john terry helped win the US election
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:40, archived)
# The foulest stench is in the air
The funk of forty thousand years
And grizzly ghouls from every tomb
Are closing in to seal your doom
And though you fight to stay alive
Your body starts to shiver
For no mere mortal can resist
The evil of Jimmy Saville
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:40, archived)
# HERE, HOLD THIS MOUSE WHILE I SHIT IN YOUR EYES
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:41, archived)
# this^
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:42, archived)
# Destined not to reach your work email - CUNTS
(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:42, archived)
# Now with 20% less Rob fingering kids.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:42, archived)
# He's tucked his thumb in, this week.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:46, archived)
# JIM'LL FIST IT
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:42, archived)
# Free inside: Winterbourne View guide to caring
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:42, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:43, archived)
# I TOLD YOU NOT TO SQUIRT IT, BUT WOULD YOU COCO?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:43, archived)
# Kids'll do ANYTHING for a Jim Fixed It For Me Badge.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:43, archived)
# Not available in Scotland
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:44, archived)
# more full of jokes than an italian jail cell
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:44, archived)
# Jimmy Saville - Lucky bastard?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:45, archived)
# This newsletter has failed Windows 8 Logo testing
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:45, archived)