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# Crivens! it's spilt his tea!

Give him a name




Or something else...
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 16:16, archived)
# Bertram, what-what!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 16:18, archived)
# Bertram Barnabus Bottingly and the teatime upheaval
does sound about right to me
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 16:19, archived)
# Quite.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 16:21, archived)
# Crivens! it's spilt his tea!
J Rockingham Liberty Boddy Phipps the Third
(Kurashima, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 18:38, archived)
# Dr. Horatio Tentaculus the 3rd (esq.)
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 16:20, archived)
# I'm thinking of doing a series, Lovecraftian tentacle beasts will only feature in this one
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 16:22, archived)
# Professor William Wilson Buckingham III OBE.
And his daring assistant, Jeff.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 16:21, archived)
# are we naming the man, or the monster?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 16:27, archived)
# you can do both if you like
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 16:28, archived)
# Dave
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 16:28, archived)
# Mr Splashyp...
Shit. Never mind.
(ReallyEvilCanine looks like an upside-down question mark with hair, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 16:30, archived)
# Lord Lieutenant Caruthers Cunnilinguauld of Chodsfordshire
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 16:30, archived)
# being raped by a cockmonster with tenticles... his name shud be...
Geoff The cockmonster with tenticles
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 16:31, archived)
# Rupert Carruthers Poncington-Smythe
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 16:32, archived)
# And he's fighting the Gimptopus
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 16:34, archived)
# I have just realised that it's a cup of tea
The way the tentacle is, it looks like he's holding a horn
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 17:01, archived)
# looks uncannily like
b3tas very own dr when.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 16:35, archived)
# no, this is Dr When

But certainly looks like a relative
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 16:43, archived)
# He does!
I'm getting a hint of Tom O'Bedlam, too...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 16:57, archived)
# On the contrary. One would assert that he is from overseas, given that particular facial extravagance.
Persivale Wouters.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 16:38, archived)
# I like this and I LIKE POLLS.
I voted for Nathaniel, not least because you can shorten it to Fanny, a fine nickname for a toff.

I'd suggest changing Clemence to Clement, as it's more alliterative with Mountpleasant. Also he needs at least five middle names suggesting European aristocratic heritage. Throw some French, Greek and German names in there.
(I helped save b3ta! brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 16:48, archived)
# Fanny Slack is already down as a Prostitute accomplice in book 4
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 16:57, archived)
# Inspector Valerie Slingback
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 16:49, archived)
# Thurston Loughborough*
*loogabaroogah
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 16:54, archived)
# I voted Bertram but like them all
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 16:58, archived)
# ^This
(herman:D, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 19:16, archived)