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# Don't shoot! Apologies for crossing the border from links, but I am advised that this is where the talent hangs out.
I've recently finished writing a book, a humorous Victorian-style scientific journal, and am looking for an illustrator with a penchant for whimsical Victorian forteana style scribblings.

A few examples of the writing here: exoticbeastsofafrica.blogspot.co.uk/

any interest, please gaz me ASAP.

as you were.
(I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 11:23, archived)
# /saves thread with picture


Sorry man, I can't help you, but I'm sure some b3tan can.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 11:25, archived)
# have a giraffe
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 11:29, archived)
# Lully
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 11:50, archived)
# Aww
*saves* for grand kids.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:27, archived)
# how much do i owe you for this?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:40, archived)
# aaah I see what you're doing
trying to be a funny cunt and failing
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:44, archived)
# you're doing this for nothing, idiot.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:46, archived)
# no...really?
doing it for free on b3ta is my choice, if you ask for something to be made then it's cash or fuck off, idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:47, archived)
# well, that's up to you
i'm off to do some image manipulation work for free, for someone i don't know.
because i'm nice like that.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:36, archived)
# I like how you're trying to prove to yourself you're better than me by saying you're doing free work
I've been doing it for over 10 years, now jog on ya fucking idiot

[and nice thread deletion]
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:41, archived)
# you can point your stumpy, tobacco stained fingers at me if you like
but i didn't delete, you pot/kettle overlap specialist.

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:59, archived)
# Yay!
Only just seen this. Something weird going on with images today, anybody else getting that?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:47, archived)
# nope can't see anything wrong with the images :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:51, archived)
# Bloody Flash keeps crashing as well, think it's Firefox.
Might have to *gulp* use IE...
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:37, archived)
# Does it have any Rainbow Dinosaurs in it yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 11:35, archived)
# They're all vampires with top hats and sometimes canes and pocketwatches
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 11:36, archived)
# I'm not hearing a no.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 11:45, archived)
# If it's victorian horror then here is a dinosaur vampire, it's really scary so be careful

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 11:36, archived)
# He was broken, fixed him.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 11:43, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10911288
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 11:46, archived)
# EVERY WEEK IS RAINBOW DINOSAUR WEEK!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 11:47, archived)
# I think we're done here, everyone
artwork complete.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 11:51, archived)
#
lmgtfy.com/?q=Freelance+illustrators
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 11:37, archived)
# Tahkcalb comes to mind
Meanwhile, cock off

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 11:50, archived)
# TELL ME AGAIN HUMAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 11:56, archived)
# at first I was like....
but then I was like...
(likeajackhammer, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 11:53, archived)
# I got this advert done by asking on here, although not in a new thread.


Click for bigger (222 kb)
Sadly Eddache, lovely bloke, passed away before he could see the colour version but his B&W cartoon got us plenty enquiries in Yellow Pages. The first cartoon to appear, ever.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:24, archived)
# Ha ha, I was looking thinking where's the punchline?
Then I read the rest of your post and of course it's an advert. It's nice seeing your work in print though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:29, archived)
# I was worried about the reference to
"my mum had them" but ta. have edited leader.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:33, archived)
# For illustrations: HappyToast, Smallbrainfield and Drimble would be the first three I'd contact.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:49, archived)
# First two for sure, but I can't draw hands ;)
cheers tho
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:58, archived)
# Give them all mittens.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:04, archived)
# no offence to any of them but nope...they don't draw in a Victorian forteana style (not that I've seen anyway)
now if you said NobbyNobody then I'd agree, but he won't work for nothing
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:06, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:07, archived)
# Ah, yes.
Him, also.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:18, archived)