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# Requesting a weapon made of broccoli
Hi folks.

Could some kind person (or a cruel person, I don't care) please photoshop me a weapon made out of broccoli? A sword, or mace, or something.

I realise people will probably make jokes/silly things of this, but that's fine too.

Why do I want one? Because, in a free online flash game, there's a sword of bacon and the vegetarian version of the monster ought to have a broccoli equivalent.

It's not for anything commercial, it's just for a laugh.

One player actually made his own IRL 'bacon sword', which you can see here.

This is just totally for fun, so if people don't like it, or wanna make fun of me, that's fine too.

Cheers and beers.
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 12:48, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 12:52, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 12:53, archived)
# ha
(kurm1s didn't exist until, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 12:54, archived)
# Call any vegetable!
I will destroy them all.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 15:59, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 12:58, archived)
# Here




It's poisoned broccoli.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:02, archived)
# ha
you lazy bum
(kurm1s didn't exist until, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:05, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:09, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:22, archived)
# haha!

I was tempted to try to make a gif of somebody using Cubby Broccoli as a sword, but it seems that he didn't look very stick like.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:24, archived)
# Aha! It seams like Luger beats broccoli, but bamboo beats Luger
Natch
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:27, archived)
# does broccoli beat bamboo?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:49, archived)
# Only if you're not a panda
LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 14:54, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:25, archived)
# No! Not the Spinning Waitress Jumping Pink Thing Oscillation Ginger Rotating Stormtrooper Midget Green Moggie of Shame! NO!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:33, archived)
# In times of crisis
The big guns must come out.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:35, archived)
# *unzips*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 16:24, archived)
# JUST HAND OVER YOUR FUCKING MONEY
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:27, archived)
# there's an increasing number of these requests
I don't think the abusive replies are working
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:45, archived)
# and this one from someone who knows enough about the place to hack their profile...
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:47, archived)
# Maybe we should use reverse psychology and be nice.
Then pull out the flaming hammers
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:50, archived)
# By B3ta standards
so far this is a cuddle.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:53, archived)
# well, if abuse doesn't work there's only one answer
MORE ABUSE!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 14:58, archived)
# I think there must be someone out there recommending us.
Who's going around saying we're a nice friendly photoshopping community? Own up!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 15:53, archived)
# Fuck you.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 17:35, archived)
# oh thar u r
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 19:38, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:47, archived)