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# Powerpoint chuckles


We had our annual company meeting at the weekend and the boss foolishly asked me to create his presentation. He requested that i do a slide to show the synergy between two companies...i couldn't resist a subtle goatse reference! :)
(wozza_c, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 11:31, archived)
# Hurrah!
and apologies for posting on top of you
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 11:34, archived)
# unpleasantly oiled looking hands
but fake, no ring :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 11:35, archived)
# I see a ring
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 14:58, archived)
# I'm Norman Forbes-Johnstone the MD of the company you work for.
Please clear your desk.
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 11:37, archived)
# ...to make room for your new bigger desk !
these meetings are always boring and you helped make them more amusing. Congratulations ! You are promoted !

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 11:47, archived)
#
Also, on another slide the first letter of each bullet point spelt out CUNTED. :)
(wozza_c, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 11:50, archived)
# Points at Wozza
You're FIRED!
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 11:54, archived)
# Arab Strap would be proud :)
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(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:08, archived)
# Slides or it didn't happen.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 14:04, archived)
# Those hands
are disturbingly slick. Bravo, though!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:07, archived)
# Very good, sir, very good. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:11, archived)
# haha, applauds
did no-one actually notice?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:36, archived)
#
Nope! To be honest, most people give me a blank look when i mention Goatse! A whole new generation to shock! :)
(wozza_c, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 13:36, archived)
# YES.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:45, archived)
# b3ta in the real world.
It's time to launch an all out attack.

You're brave.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:30, archived)
# top bollocks!!! *click*
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:39, archived)