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# Newsletter subject line compo
it's your chance to shine
in a single funny line
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:35, archived)
# A pressure cooker of fun
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:36, archived)
# Too soon...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:36, archived)
# As would be something about red socks...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:58, archived)
# Can you tell what I did yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:37, archived)
# We ran the Boston Marathon and all we got was this lousy hospital gown.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:37, archived)
# The last mile is always a killer
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:37, archived)
# Ooof
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:41, archived)
# \o
Shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:49, archived)
# hahaha!
bad boy
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:00, archived)
# Ooof.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:49, archived)
# I like peas.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:40, archived)
# Boston Marathon winner not mentioned anywhere - a case of blatant racism
(Mr MacTarpaulinsmythe, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:41, archived)
# Come to the Marathon! Have a Blast!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:41, archived)
# Keeping you indoors since Friday 19th April
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:42, archived)
# Looks like I picked the wrong day to join Rolf's Cartoon Club.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:43, archived)
# Fuck this shit! I'm off out.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:43, archived)
# 575. Bloody time machine is stuck in a loop so here's newsletter
(joke nicked from Reddit)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:43, archived)
# One of these links is a bomb virus. Can you guess what it is yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:45, archived)
# Upon finishing the marathon, go to the compound on the left to collect your medal.
This will be delivered at approximately three hundred miles per hour from an unattended backpack.

(Yeah I know, hardly one line, but I needed to get it out of my head.)
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:48, archived)
# Record number of runners expected in the 2016 paralympic marathon.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:49, archived)
# Chechnyan Chong - Up in Smoke.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:55, archived)
# soft, strong and thoroughly absorbant
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:15, archived)
# I only gave her a nudge, Judge, only gave her a nudge.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:26, archived)
# "Rolf's Harpoon" Club Newsletter
(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:35, archived)
# Court of King Caractacus on Standby
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:37, archived)
# Now the fascinating witches who put the scintilating stiches in the britches of the boys who put the powder on the noses on the faces of the ladies of the harem of the court of King Catactacus, were just passing by, M'lud
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:41, archived)
# Big Ben Denies Any Dong-Rueing
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:50, archived)
# "Aldwych please". "Change at Mortlake".
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:54, archived)