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The media seem shocked a Hollywood actress made a sensible decision about her body. Fair enough, I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! WeirdWeb, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:15, archived)
# I'm sorry, but there's nothing sensible about cutting off a perfectly serviceable pair of tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:51, archived)
# She'll be kicking herself
when cancer comes into fashion, that's for sure.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:54, archived)
# I think the US should flatten North Korea right now, just in case.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:56, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 15 May 2013, 13:18, archived)
# Has she actually had them removed though?
The statement mentioned three months of various surgeries, so I reckon she's only had the parts most susceptible to cancer removed. Her breasts might not look that different on the outside.

I'm betting she's had some sort of corrective plastic surgery as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 15 May 2013, 13:05, archived)
# It was a full double mastectomy, but they put in 'fillers' so that she can get implants later.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 15 May 2013, 13:24, archived)
# they put in dog food?
oh no thats spillers...
(Atatatatari IIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIII, Wed 15 May 2013, 13:35, archived)
# Yes, she'll get a cracking pair of bionic boobies
that fire metal orphans from the nipples at her enemies and secrete a sweet sweet nectar for Bradley to suckle upon when he's feeling down. They will also serve as floatation devices should Jolie have to perform an emergency landing in water.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 15 May 2013, 13:48, archived)
# Tupperware titties FTW.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 15 May 2013, 14:57, archived)
# i heard that they were able to save her nipples.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 15 May 2013, 19:03, archived)
# OMG SHES SO BRAVE.
No, the 'brave' thing to do would be to continue to live with an 85% risk of cancer.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 15 May 2013, 13:30, archived)