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# MAH TUMMY HURTS!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:48, archived)
# Trapped wind is no laughing matter
Have a virtual hug
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:55, archived)
# :)
hot water is starting to help
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:01, archived)
# Basic economics mistake. You didn't take inflation into account...
If you get gas regularly, have you tried a dimethicone-based medicine?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:56, archived)
# i take kolanticon gel
fuck knows what's in it, but it usually works. today's woes are as a result of eating a potato cake. i should have known better. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:00, archived)
# Looks like they're related
Dimethicone/Simethicone.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:28, archived)
# it's hard getting it sometimes
as most doctors and pharmacists seem never to have heard of it. it's great stuff, though. must order some more tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:30, archived)
# have a chat with the hedgehog
i bet for enough wonga he'd send a batch of "extra special shit, this will knock simethicone out of hte park, i swear it, you'll never look back, i wouldn't do this for everyone but you, i like you" pills down to you.

(edit: i had some massive problems a month or so back in canada and the pharmacist there sold me a load of 80mg simethicone tablets too and said to take two at a time for a bit and if that didn't help to go and see a doctor.)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:33, archived)
# drugs? oh, i'd never take drugs!
*crosses fingers behind back*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:57, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:01, archived)
# A stiff northeaster.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:49, archived)
# i don't care where he's from
as long as he's stiff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:50, archived)
# Sorry to hear it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:01, archived)
# hahaa
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:20, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:20, archived)
# Your picture stopped loading halfway through.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:23, archived)
# White space party!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:25, archived)
# *giggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:44, archived)
# this is very silly
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:46, archived)
# is there anyone he hasn't banged?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 12:25, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 12:34, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 12:59, archived)
# hahahha
i'm sitting in the library at the minute. this was not a good image to see :D
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:00, archived)
# Eeeks, I still fucking remeber when superman did wonder woman...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:10, archived)
# : (
like me yesterday then.. I Burped and farted throughout the day whilst chewing ant-acid !
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:17, archived)
# i've got a load of it out
but i still feel like my back and ribs are being crushed :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:21, archived)
# Formic acid?
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:23, archived)
# It gets worse.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:32, archived)
# 0_0
so shiny.....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:37, archived)
#
youtu.be/klVhwlwHhY4
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:48, archived)
# I get this too
Its really not fun. Have a virtual man hug and a back rub too
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:51, archived)
# ta :)
only good thing is, nothing that comes out smells! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:54, archived)
# you have the wrong sort of gas in your balloon
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:55, archived)
# i know
but i really didn't want trapped helium, it might make me a bit dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:59, archived)
# didn't make a no-peek balloon challenge?
Why The FUCK NOT!!?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 12:49, archived)
# i don't know, why don't you ask the mods?
i'm sure they'll listen to you
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 12:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:20, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:23, archived)
# Don't burst...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:12, archived)
# ahahahah
i won't it's escaping on its own!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:25, archived)
# Think of the children...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:35, archived)
# Darth Ball.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:58, archived)
# Just do it.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 14:09, archived)
# thick-skinned :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 14:10, archived)