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# Newsletter needs
a subject line and my brain is as dry as last Christmas's satsuma. You lot are funny - any ideas?
(I helped save b3ta! amygdala, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 17:19, archived)
# brought to you by the letters f, u, c, k and by the number 3
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 17:22, archived)
# BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 17:23, archived)
# Watching you masturbate via twitter
(BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 17:23, archived)
# "Fracking while Syria burns"

too political?
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 17:24, archived)
# Getting later every fucking friday.
(I helped save b3ta! DirtyArse, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 17:25, archived)
# Tell me
about it :(
(I helped save b3ta! amygdala, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 17:28, archived)
# it's getting later every fucking friday.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 17:29, archived)
# I for one welcome our new Saturday newsletter.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 23 Aug 2013, 17:30, archived)
# I think he only remembered when I brought it up in the post down there.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 23 Aug 2013, 17:32, archived)
# I'm going to complain to my newsagents
(I helped save b3ta! DirtyArse, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 17:32, archived)
# Pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 19:51, archived)
# Go Photoshop Egypt and Show the World Something Important
(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 17:25, archived)
# Mein Hund die Hoden werden in einer Mausefalle gefangen
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 17:25, archived)
# taking bollocks-talking to olympic levels
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 17:25, archived)
# Newsletter detained for 9 hours without charge.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 17:26, archived)
# Contents may cause nine-hour delay when flying through Heathrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 23 Aug 2013, 17:27, archived)
# Heathrow security deleted all my Pokémons!
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 17:28, archived)
# Batman and Superman in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 23 Aug 2013, 17:28, archived)
# DAREDEVIL, SHMAREDEVIL.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 17:31, archived)
# If this website is rockin' don't bother knockin'
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 17:31, archived)
# Free with this week's Guardian - an orange jumpsuit for every reader.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 23 Aug 2013, 17:31, archived)
# Free LEGO with the Daily Mail. In other news, reservist bin-men called up from retirement.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 17:34, archived)
# HOUSE PRICES RISE AFTER LEGO BUILDING SPREE
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 23 Aug 2013, 17:40, archived)
# PAEDOPHILE FOXES FOUND LIVING IN LEGO HOUSES
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 23 Aug 2013, 17:43, archived)
# IS IMMIGRANT LEGO BRINGING DOWN HOUSE PRICES?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 23 Aug 2013, 17:45, archived)
# ARE IMMIGRANT LEGO STEALING OUR BRAVE JOBS AND LIVING IN MANSIONS MADE OF UNIFORM PLASTIC INTERLOCKING BRICKS ON BENEFITS WITH SKY?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 20:46, archived)
# tbh, i'm too tired to give a fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 17:34, archived)
# tbh, I'm already too drunk to give a fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 18:11, archived)
# B3ta and Stella Artois link up - welcome to wife b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 23 Aug 2013, 17:37, archived)
# Surely it's beer o'clock?
Where's my fucking newsletter?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 23 Aug 2013, 17:38, archived)
# Emotional scenes at the ashes today, but then most cremations are quite sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 23 Aug 2013, 17:39, archived)
# Thanks peoples
I came up with something in the end, but yours were much better (most of them).
(I helped save b3ta! amygdala, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 17:39, archived)
# ...?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 23 Aug 2013, 17:40, archived)
# Same toilet, different shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 23 Aug 2013, 17:44, archived)
# A flush in the pan.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 23 Aug 2013, 17:44, archived)
# Well, if no-one is going to...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 23 Aug 2013, 17:47, archived)
# Eleven million!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 23 Aug 2013, 17:47, archived)
#
1.1000001 x 107
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 23 Aug 2013, 17:50, archived)
# cunt
(The Goderator trumped and you smelt it, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 18:35, archived)
# Err, "sad cunt" is more fitting, I think you'll find.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 23 Aug 2013, 22:00, archived)
# PULL UP YOUR PANTS
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 23 Aug 2013, 18:07, archived)
# never late than better
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 23 Aug 2013, 18:10, archived)
# standing cat
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 18:46, archived)
# You keep ignoring my free Highland Toffee suggestions :(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 18:50, archived)
# FINE! Just stick it up your cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 19:28, archived)
# ...and the meat shall inherit the earth
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 20:00, archived)
# the big one from porky's?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 20:01, archived)