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# Qotw vote - old Skool edition
Reply with your choice of letters as I'm on a bus with a shitty 2g connection

A) Enough rope - When have you let someone dig a (conversational) hole and enjoyed pushing them in?
(bluehamster)

R) Staring you in the face. - Ever fail to notice something that was incredibly obvious?
( Dr Preference)

S) Farts are funny. It's official. - 'i once left the worlds stinkiest guff in a lift before sending it down to a group of Germans ,all bustling to be first in the doors upon it's arrival. What's your most memorable fart story?'
(boarders is coming to your house on)

E) b3ta's funniest animals - tell us an amusing non-sexual anecdote about an animal. My boss once punched a horse.
( mictoboy )

*edit - Poll added to save excessive thread counting at the end*





Voting ends once I'm not on a bus any more. Which may be next week some time at this rate
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 14:02, archived)
# I'm not comfortable about losing my anonymity in this way.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 14:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Needs a picture, mind if I pea
mind if I pea
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 14:08, archived)
# "a man with the face of a careless beekeeper"
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:33, archived)
# S).
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 14:08, archived)
# E
(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 16 Jan 2014, 14:12, archived)
# A - because should out some incorrect thinking by the storytellers, inadvertently.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 14:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Sod it. I'm leaving this here....."Spacewalk".
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 14:26, archived)
# Any physicist here could tell me if this is actually possible?
Because I want to hold my own astronaut balloon
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 16:38, archived)
# Astronauts don't float because there's no gravity, they don't fall to earth because they're moving sideways really quickly. Strangled Beagle ensues.
Gravity if stationary at the ISS is about 90% earth surface. Trufax.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 19:02, archived)
#
Could he do it from a geosynchronous orbit?

Also, don't send the beagle to Mars.
(I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 19:10, archived)
# I vote for
"Who cares? It's going to degenerate into shit puns, unfunny injokes, and mean-spirited abuse within about 10 minutes whatever happens".

This way, I know my vote will win.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 15:39, archived)
# R
Enough rope - meh.
Farts *are* funny but I am afraid the topic is limited.
B3ta's funniest animals is more of an image challenge.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 16:42, archived)