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# .
(Cruising Capacity, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:22, archived)
# I SEE A PROBLEM HERE
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:25, archived)
# Problem?
He looks more literate already.
(Cruising Capacity, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:28, archived)
# do you that 97% of illiterates won't understand the irony of this?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:28, archived)
# huh?
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:44, archived)
# Verb
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:59, archived)
# not much ...you?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 22:07, archived)
# Noun
then
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 22:11, archived)
# *nods*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 22:15, archived)
# I do
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 23:11, archived)
# I that
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 0:38, archived)
# an illiterate walks into a bra
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:46, archived)
# PFFT
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:52, archived)
# Dyslexics untie!
(Cruising Capacity, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:52, archived)
# Dyslexic call girl dies penniless in a warehouse.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 23:42, archived)
# haha
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 25 Sep 2014, 6:59, archived)
# In dyslexic hell
it's always Christmas
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 22:00, archived)
# i heard swedes make nice soup
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 23:34, archived)
# haha
i like this
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:48, archived)
# I thought I would break this to you now
I think I am more in love with happytoast
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:52, archived)
# WOTEVA
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 22:12, archived)
# i was gonna text-message breakup, but that would be rude
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTKI9OUGVGU
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 22:14, archived)
# OHMUGAHD SHUS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 22:17, archived)
# hahaha
that's great
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 23:36, archived)
# ...but i dont want to break up with you yet
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:53, archived)
# MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD
AND THEY'RE LIKE, IT'S BETTER THAN YOURS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 22:14, archived)
# HEY MOFAHA!
In my head, everyone on b3ta has their own distinctive voice when i read their posts. It helps me make sense of what's going on. For example, there's a popular American b3tan whose voice is a cross between clint eastwood and rupaul.

Please can you help me place your vocal style? At the moment i keep thinking locust valley lockjaw, or that famous poisoner loyd grossman....with added estuary english.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 23:54, archived)
# ffs don't you even read my blog?? There's a FAQ and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 0:26, archived)
# SHit!
now I'm really confused.... isn't betty white ludden a woman?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 0:34, archived)
# HEY SIRI!
what does mofaha sound like?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 0:35, archived)
# Oh dear
:)
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:51, archived)
# How does he know when to turn the pages.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 22:09, archived)
# what I do is just kind of look around the room and get an idea of how often other people turn the pages
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 22:10, archived)
# See,
this is exactly the kind of tip you'd find in a book called "How to hide your illiteracy".
(Cruising Capacity, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 22:17, archived)
# Does it also mention expressing an occasional look of enlightenment, while giving a soft chuckle.
...then nodding, smiling, and rubbing one's (own) beard?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 22:20, archived)
# It doesn't mention anything about rubbing one's OWN beard...
Maybe that's why I keep getting thrown out of the library :/
(Cruising Capacity, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 22:25, archived)
# :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 22:30, archived)
# Classic Rembrandt lighting...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 22:28, archived)
# Good old Hermes Conrad, solution for everything
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 22:58, archived)
# lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 23:12, archived)
# some illiterate could read this and get upset. Thoughtless bastard
(Hemipygous, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:24, archived)