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# request for help
I'm looking for a picture, it's the old guy with a moustache in a party hat sleeping/drunk? at a table.

Because reasons


edit:never mind, someone on /talk was helpful
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:19, archived)
#
www.b3takit.co.uk/site/tag/dick-beattie/

Also - hamtoucher ;)

EDIT Someone on /talk? Helpful? Ye gods what has happened to this place?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:22, archived)
# No way, /talk, helpful.
It's a sign of the coming B3ta apocalypse.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 9 Dec 2014, 18:50, archived)
# This worries me deeply
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 19:53, archived)
# someone on /talk was helpful?
Jeez, colon dee was right, this place has gone soft
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:23, archived)
# Argh mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:23, archived)
# I thought the same thing...
piss all round
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 9 Dec 2014, 17:45, archived)
# They're clearly grooming him
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 18:45, archived)
# Probly's allready a goner
With more sausage of dubious provenance up his sphincter than a Horse meat Banger factory.
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 21:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:24, archived)
# that's him officer!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:27, archived)
# the resemblance is uncanny!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:29, archived)
# it actually turned out to be a very good but inaccurate police sketch rendition
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:34, archived)
# Si!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:48, archived)
# Must be pretty crappy charlie if he's dropping off at the table.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 9 Dec 2014, 17:43, archived)
# Is this some sort of Mexican drug lord?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 20:23, archived)
# soz, already done it
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:30, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:33, archived)
# Christmas is FUCKED
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 19:54, archived)
# Okay, going to extend this...
Talk, of course, was no help for me. Can anyone help with this?

Looking for something
A while back, one of the QOTW was about corporate retreats or such fodderol.

One of the best was a guy who told how they had to write down before the retreat began what they expected to hear out of it, and he wrote something along the lines of "hearing buzzwords and touchy-feely affirmations that aree meaningless in the long run." And the consultant read it out loud at the end.

I want to quote him -- or her, but I recall it was a male -- in something on Deviantart (for those of you who know what's happening there), and I'd like to give him proper credit.

Thanks for any help or coherent answers you can provide!

And so to keep with this part of the board, here's something I made in 1997 or so to keep with the holiday spirit.
(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 18:22, archived)
# he died after he caught his penis in his zip and bled to death :(
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 18:29, archived)
# Wishing you a merry Christmas, just like the time we were all incarcerated down at the state penitentiary.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 18:40, archived)