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# dunno about you but my christmas day isn't complete until I've whacked off during the queen's speech
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 19:35, archived)
# that looks more like her tombstone
*shrugs*
*unzips*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 19:39, archived)
# 400px is ok for the front page right?
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 19:39, archived)
# Absolutely!
sit tight -- someone will be right with you to sign a release form.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 19:42, archived)
# I always loved 280
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 19:44, archived)
# i've always enjoyed amputations using a tree saw and using bourbon as an anaesthetic
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 19:47, archived)
# You wouldn't if it was your own arm.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 19:53, archived)
# fair point, i couldn't tell
...."fine line between pleasure and pain" and all that, what?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 19:54, archived)
# was it you looking for this?...
NSFW NSFW DONT CLICK
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 19:49, archived)
# Haha fuck around
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 19:53, archived)
# maybe it was this? (or was it someone else asking?)
**NSFW NSFW** Why can't a penis be 12 inches long? **NSFW NSFW**
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 19:59, archived)
# Definitely someone else
I will just keep hold of it for a while though
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 20:03, archived)
# ha ha ha eurghhhhh!!!
*BOKE*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 20:04, archived)
# Haha
you sick little monkey
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 21:43, archived)
# you taught me how
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 22:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 22:17, archived)
# :D :D SQUEEE!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 22:22, archived)
# Keep watch! o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 22:32, archived)
# *faps*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 20 Dec 2014, 22:58, archived)
# hahahaha yeah
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 19:50, archived)
# don't fucking start, it's a nice day and no one wants to have to deal with your fucking bullshit ok
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 19:59, archived)
# stfu noob lol FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 20:14, archived)
# YOU FUCKING BUMMER I AM GOING TO TYPE IN CAPS NOW
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 21:06, archived)
# king of trolls wanking on b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 20:27, archived)
# FUCK? YOU?
www.b3ta.com/board/11123883
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 20:30, archived)
# I'm not playing your game today fool.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 20:32, archived)
# seriously though?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 20:34, archived)
# Why not take this opportunity to explain to everyone, what exactly the fuck you are trying to accomplish by being complete morons.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 20:41, archived)
# What are the fucking MODS doing more to the point.
Oh we will just let it carry on coz FUCK it
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 20:42, archived)
# Let's just say that dogs like toast.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 20:48, archived)
# Wha? o_O
Oh
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 20:50, archived)
# what would the mods do?
Banned. Reason: Not pretending complete shite is awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 20:51, archived)
# This
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 20:47, archived)
# B3TA IS NO PLACE FOR SILLINESS
IT'S A VERY SERIOUS MUTUAL APPRECIATION CIRCLE-JERK SITE FOR NEEDY PRICKS
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Sat 20 Dec 2014, 21:35, archived)
# and often cake
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 22:37, archived)
# Oh come on it will be really funny by midnight
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 20:35, archived)
# the irony in this attitude makes it all worthwhile
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 20:36, archived)
# CAP LOCK HA HA
oh no no no no no...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 20:37, archived)
# They really don't like it if you ignore them XD
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 20:41, archived)
# I don't require a response from the likes of you, it would be worthless anyway XD
You don't ignore any of it, that's the main thing.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 20:45, archived)
# Hey Froggy! Hope you feel better! How's it going?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 20:47, archived)
# Feel a bit better. I'm all good thanks :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 20:50, archived)
# Suddenly I feel better too. :)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 20:53, archived)
# WE all feel better
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 20:57, archived)
# I think WE all do XD
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 20:58, archived)
# WE
do.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 21:02, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha haey
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 21:04, archived)
# See what WE did there?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 21:05, archived)
# WE was very clever
More rage on teh way now :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 21:07, archived)
# we, we, brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 21:03, archived)
# I find this relaxes me
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 19:51, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 20 Dec 2014, 19:54, archived)
# are you missing a nipple IRL?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 19:52, archived)
# must you find fault with everything?
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 19:59, archived)
# no.
yes.
Must you always answer a question with a question?!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 20:05, archived)
#
soundcloud.com/gilgafrank/my-name-is-jacob-dyer/s-WNhQM
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 20:08, archived)
# aaah
good times
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 23:51, archived)
# not really a fault, to be honest.
I considered it more a 'feature' *wink*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 20:06, archived)
# I prefer whacking off with Mongychops in mind!
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 19:59, archived)
#
in mind
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 20:14, archived)
#
I prefer whacking off with Mongychops in mind!
I hear it's far better than taking that risk with a /talk exile...
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 20:45, archived)
# Oh good you made it out
Do not go through that door again
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 20:46, archived)
# I'm strangely drawn towards that "place"
please forgive me....
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 20:52, archived)
# You may get the /talk board moving :D
Be our Pied Piper
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 20:56, archived)
# prick
hey - I'm getting the hang if it now!
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 20:59, archived)
# Alright?
Oh shit!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 21:03, archived)
# hahahaha yeah , it's all memememe
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 21:05, archived)
# memememe or meme meme meme meme, that's your choice on b3ta
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 21:17, archived)
# ...p-p-p-pric-k....
....wait....
one more try...
PRICK!
:D
I'm in!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 21:04, archived)
# Wanker
Welcome aboard the good ship /talk
prick
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 21:08, archived)
# Oh fuck off
Juicer tiem?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 21:10, archived)
# dunno what that means, soz
prick
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 21:11, archived)
# I might upset /talk later
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 21:13, archived)
# ^upset
prick
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 21:15, archived)
# i'm not going in there
disgusting
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 21:13, archived)
# JMGS FAULT
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 21:17, archived)
# What have you got to lose?
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 21:22, archived)
# Sanity. OBV.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 21:25, archived)
# nicely done! great work sir! :)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 20:32, archived)
# Best thing on /board all year, matey! :D
*ker-lickety*
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Sat 20 Dec 2014, 21:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 21:45, archived)
# Band of b&
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 22:25, archived)