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# CHRISTMAS DISCUSSION RULES - PLEASE IGNORE
Hopefully you've got some of that out of your system and won't mind us drawing a line under this.

If you are feeling trolled, take a deep breath and look up what 'trolling' really is. If necessary, get a hug from mum. Justified critique is not trolling.

If you feel like you are being trolled, ask yourself why.

If you are being mean, be less mean because that's just mean.

Continued expression of opinion will result in naughty stepping and sock puppet accounts will be banned. Continued butthurt about people not unconditionally praising your lack of effort will result in perma-flouncing.
Standard threats of violence/requests for a fight, 'nicely done matey :D' comments, and other platitudes are still obviously allowed.

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 9:40, archived)
# Faceswaps and memes are only allowed if you're not taking the piss.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 9:54, archived)
# Absolutely.
Imagine what kind of anarchy this comedy messageboard would descent into if people started taking the piss.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 22 Dec 2014, 9:56, archived)
# On the plus side, this is the busiest /board has been in years.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 10:03, archived)
# I no rite
The board is ticking along nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 10:17, archived)
# WAR ON CHRISTMAS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 10:13, archived)
# SRS CHRSMS
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 10:13, archived)
# THAT'S IT, YOU'VE CROSSED A FUCKING LINE HERE, IM LEAVING, FOREVER, DON'T BEG ME TO STAY, OR TELL ME HOW BRILLIANT I AM I DEFFO PROLLY WON'T CHANGE MY MIND
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 10:24, archived)
# when a mod sees this, you're fucked anyway
this does not meet acceptable criteria.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 10:31, archived)
# all mods are cunts, weve known this for years
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 10:33, archived)
# bullying
I LOVE YOU AND EVERYTHING YOU DO EVEN IF IT'S SHIT DON'T LEAVE
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 10:35, archived)
# Gah
I turn my back for one weekend and miss all the fun .. What happenen ?
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 22 Dec 2014, 10:53, archived)
# b3ta has divided into two camps:
the needy attention seekers, and the terrible bullies.

Choose your side. NOW.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 22 Dec 2014, 11:09, archived)
# I chose the side of the gloater
I lurk whilst wanking my self into a frenzy
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 22 Dec 2014, 11:13, archived)
# *Plays BANZAI theme*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 22 Dec 2014, 11:13, archived)
# Can't I be both a needy attention seeker AND a terrible bully at the same time?
I thought I had perfected my skillz
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 11:15, archived)
# it's those terrible /talk trolls, cunts
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 11:20, archived)
# Yeah, all those members who specifically signed up to post on /talk,
they should change the sign-up process so you choose which board you want to post on from the start, and can't post on any others. That would solve all the problems.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 22 Dec 2014, 11:27, archived)
# I hope they all get cancer
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 11:39, archived)
# It's not trolling, it's just an honest attempt to up the quality of /board
because, you know, dull repetitive expletive-filled whining always achieves its goals, so that's definitely the reason for it all.
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 11:27, archived)
# happy birthday 'g hannelius', 16 today!


Click for bigger (160 kb)

I don't know who she is but she's got a stripey tie?

*wanks*
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 22 Dec 2014, 11:37, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHH
Lovely work, Jodie Marsh tomorrow please
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 11:40, archived)
# Jesus, it's all coming back now

I remembered he posted b3tards on their birthdays, but it was fourth rate celebrities, indeed
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 12:01, archived)
# oh hell no
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 13:19, archived)
# Best bithday present ever
I love you, man.
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 16:19, archived)
# I cried.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 11:36, archived)
# wow, that whine
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 22 Dec 2014, 11:38, archived)
# I think critique repeated ad naueum in a spiteful manner
could be described as trolling or bullying.
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 13:19, archived)
# oh dear. someone's taking b3ta seriously
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 13:44, archived)
# Oh my!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 13:53, archived)
# fuck you ya cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 14:50, archived)