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# lets face it, some people might not notice that thing on our wrist

Creator : @IamHappyToast
(, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 16:54, archived)
# Hahahaha
Fuck yeah
(, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 16:55, archived)
# all I can afford is a pair of iPhonies
(, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 17:01, archived)
# also, breaking new
Clarkson suspended at BBC
(, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 17:11, archived)
# "following a fracas" with a producer!
(, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 17:14, archived)
# I'm surprised they didn't bungee him
(, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 17:15, archived)
# *gets s semi*
(, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 17:24, archived)
# Well, he looked like a swinger.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 17:27, archived)
# Haha!
top work :)
(, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 20:30, archived)
# Up on the roof a naked Top Gear presenter smears himself with jam. One final pleasure in the abject misery of his self-knowledge.
He's distressed, we can hear that now. Sobs wrack his body, and somehow threaten to spoil the moment for a moment.
But now he's back on track, throwing the coil of three-core around his neck. He checks the knot, and steps off the edge.
Now before the cord pulls tight, he shouts; "I'm Jeremy Clarkson, please forgive me!"
and the windows all around fly open, and a thousand voices cry out; "No fucking way."
As his spine is snapped apart, I'm thinking; 'God, I hope he heard them'.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 22:56, archived)
# Not again
Clarkson got drunk again. He tripped over his shoelace, raspberry jam happened while spaghetti spilled from his pockets.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 22:34, archived)
# Wants One!
:D
(, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 17:14, archived)
# Is that the name of the factory worker that made this one?
(, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 17:15, archived)
# Permission to share link on Facebook, sah?
Several of my Merkin friends might appreciate this.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 17:35, archived)
# permission granted
just as soon as you've filled out all the usual forms in triplicate and had them witnessed by a lawyer
(, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 17:47, archived)
# Heheh
(, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 19:44, archived)
# 8D
(, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 22:15, archived)