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# you know all that missing Tesco money... I think I found it
(, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 11:25, archived)
# Think of the Tesco club card points
(, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 11:31, archived)
# "Today your comparable grocery shopping would have been cheaper elsewhere, so here's the difference back"
Just what the heck have you been buying where that's the difference?

And can I borrow your credit card?
(, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 11:52, archived)
# there was a sale on in the national debt aisle
(, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 11:54, archived)
# There's a BOGOF on Trident in the Bath Tesco Express.
(, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 13:05, archived)
# To tweak my earlier joke : Do you get triple points on a Trident?
(, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 13:10, archived)
# I'm sorry but I can only accept your first answer...
(, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 13:23, archived)
# You remind me of Belgian tap water
(, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 13:33, archived)
# I'm telling.
(, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 14:32, archived)
# you had to prong one more in there
(, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 14:34, archived)
# Tesco Value Profit.
EDIT In other news, this nearly made me choke on my sandwich. How stupid does he think we are?

(, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 12:12, archived)
# what font matching algorithm are you using?
(, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 12:37, archived)
# a very clever one
(, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 12:55, archived)
# yawn
... moderately amusing but not worthy of fp, death of b3ta predicted, etc.
(, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 19:19, archived)
# Only just noticed that they've FPd it. Wasn't even in a new thread.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2015, 14:40, archived)
# a weekly shop at Waitrose then
(, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 12:47, archived)
# Keeps the riff raff out
(, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 13:54, archived)
# I saw someone walking around Waitrose while carrying a Tesco bag...
So I summoned the manager and made a complaint.
(, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 14:27, archived)
# *uses code GCYKXCVXJYRM at Tesco.com*
Well, that's the weekend drinking sorted then. Thanks HT.
(, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 13:57, archived)
# if you look carefully you'll notice that I edited the numbers and barcode to be safe :D
(, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 16:06, archived)
# really...
Enhance 224 to 176
(, Thu 23 Apr 2015, 15:09, archived)