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# My friend M


Scratch drawn with airbrush pencil and then a fair few other bits of witchcraft.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 16:24, archived)
# Lovely arts!
WOO! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 16:34, archived)
# Thank you
Took about 4 weeks all told.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 16:41, archived)
# She has the look of a young Linda Bellingham about her
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 16:47, archived)
# I won't say her age
but I did take a couple of years off her ;) Smooth skin is easier to paint.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 16:51, archived)
# *ahem*
check down there
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 16:52, archived)
# Bloody hell!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 16:55, archived)
# might have been quicker to take one of the newfangled camera photography tjings :) very nice
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 21:00, archived)
# Don't be daft
That fad will never catch on
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 10:59, archived)
# That's rather woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 16:34, archived)
# Isn't as good as your
drawing of me. I've been using it as my passport photo for two years! :D
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 16:39, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Conversations at passport control must be interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 17:40, archived)
# I waft through
the likeness is uncanny!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 18:02, archived)
# witchcraft is right, that's excellent
reminds me a little of a young linda bellingham
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 16:40, archived)
# Thanks Smashy
What I mean by witchcraft is that I cheat; I couldn't do it on canvas with paint. There is no blur tool in real life (unless you count vodka).
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 16:46, archived)
# i always count vodka!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 16:52, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 16:56, archived)
# Does M live in the clouds?

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 16:41, archived)
# The USA, so close enough.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 16:44, archived)
# Complete with trademark Errant Hair.
Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 16:49, archived)
# It's my sig!
Every single hair in that pic was hand drawn with the pencil tool, one pixel wide. It takes forever, but is strangely satisfying.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 16:55, archived)
# Looks nothing like Robert de Niro
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 16:55, archived)
# wonky eyed slag
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 16:57, archived)
# Art critics
are always the worst.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 17:00, archived)
# But what about the picture?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 17:28, archived)
# Clearly not a Royal!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 17:40, archived)
# :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 17:56, archived)
# Splendiferously terrifluent.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 19:27, archived)
# Hahaha. I get this joke. It's very funny. Most people won't get it and will just think somebody has done colouring in on top of a picture.
(gordon spamsey, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 19:35, archived)
# Why do I always
seem to pick a day when /talk is bored with even itself?
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 19:44, archived)
# Yer /talk are cunts, none of them have ever done anything on this site, bunch of pricks
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 20:00, archived)
# I didn't say that
/talk is part of B3ta, always was for as long as I've been here. But their brand of interaction is unique. I don't know why they are deliberately offensive, or what fun they derive from it. But this is B3ta and I accept it.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 20:06, archived)
# B3ta has always had am edge, Im sure Ive always pointed out I think your pictures are unfunny shit
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 20:12, archived)
# I agree they are unfunny 99% of the time.
But some people like them nonetheless. I did have a front page with a very sick joke about Katy Price, but don't let reality get in your way of starting an argument. If you are hoping for a flounce for your entertainment, you are really barking up the wrong tree.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 20:18, archived)
# Not me, I was rather hoping that you would realise that these are qftw posters not talk, but Nevermind
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 20:23, archived)
# I apologise Mongy
I rarely venture to either, so I don't know the difference. I just know you happen to be a /talker who enjoys mischief.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 20:28, archived)
#
mischief fingering dogs
lol
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 20:34, archived)
# I'm ambidextrous
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 20:29, archived)
# Your being a dick
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 20:34, archived)
# It's this sort of behaviour that has turned b3ta from a 'humor' website into a refuge for snide cowards
you've probably never met a lady as nice as TSL in your life which is why you have to spend your days on here bullying her like a schoolyard jock and even if you did meet one they'd probably find you repuslive
(ian rush's inadequate flushes, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 20:25, archived)
# Oh Hi shambles, or whoever else is now busting old accounts
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 20:31, archived)
# You can't even except that you're wrong.
If we met face to face you'd probably be a simpering little boy.
(ian rush's inadequate flushes, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 20:38, archived)
# I don't get it, soz, Ive never used qftw
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 20:45, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 20:31, archived)
# It's not really a talk thing.
It's just that in the olden days before it turned into a rubbish version of deviant art they used to say "Jokes are better than technique." so I just assumed it was a clever joke and pretended I understood so that I'd look clever in front of the cool kids.
(gordon spamsey, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 20:13, archived)
# I take your point
and fair comment. But I made the popular page. Post away and knock me off it.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 20:22, archived)
# Nice, hope you don't mind, I've made a few small improvements
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 19:40, archived)
# fp this immediately
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 19:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 20:01, archived)
# !!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 20:06, archived)