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What should I draw the'day?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 15:23, archived)
# Boris Johnson accepting the Nobel peace price
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 8 Mar 2016, 15:35, archived)
# a fight between Tom Jones, Shirley Bassey and Shakin Stevens
for the throne of Wales best pop singer
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 15:36, archived)
#
the cast of cheers backstage at a michael jackson concert playing pinball while sitting on inflatable furniture.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 15:37, archived)
# an octopus maypole
with small children dancing around it, each holding a tentacle
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 15:42, archived)
# a maypole is one of those symbolism things, I hear
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 8 Mar 2016, 15:48, archived)
# true
but i saw morris dancing on telly yesterday, so my mind has been mouldering along those lines since
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 15:55, archived)
# Morrissey becoming mayor of London
and feeding Boris to his three-legged cat.*


*optional, for additional points
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 15:47, archived)
# We hate it when our friends become Mayoral
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 15:48, archived)
# indeed we do
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 15:49, archived)
# how about a spanner with itchy balls?
or a tent with a fanny?
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 8 Mar 2016, 15:48, archived)
# Because this is International Women's Day,
do a sexy male squirrel. With tits.

And send a confusing message.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 15:48, archived)
# is there an international men's day?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 15:58, archived)
# ah, yes, there is
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 15:59, archived)
# The Mariel boatlift
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 16:01, archived)
# 9/11
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 16:01, archived)
# Your darkest fear
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 16:05, archived)
# An aborted foetus with tits
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 16:09, archived)
# Katie Hopkin's sweaty ballsack
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 16:12, archived)
# dogs wearing high heels and fishnets
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 16:15, archived)
# keep it in the bedroom
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 16:16, archived)
# sex dog, sex dog, you're my sex dog...
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 16:30, archived)
# "my girlfriend's got a husky voice"
"you mean it's nice and deep?"
"no, she barks"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 16:31, archived)
# how does she smell?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 16:33, archived)
# like cottage pie
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 16:36, archived)
# playing poker
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 16:22, archived)
# Tentacles watching porn
SFW obviously....
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 16:40, archived)
# Anthropomorphised root vegetables invading Russia in winter
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 17:15, archived)