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# According to the Metro 'Male sex robots with unstoppable bionic penises are coming this year'
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 9 Jan 2018, 12:12, archived)
#
term
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 9 Jan 2018, 14:09, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 9 Jan 2018, 14:11, archived)
# yes haha
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 9 Jan 2018, 14:24, archived)
# how did that milk go all the way from the carton through his head without turning red ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Tue 9 Jan 2018, 15:35, archived)
# Hahaha classic b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Jan 2018, 18:54, archived)
# nice to know I can still knock one out in paint.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 9 Jan 2018, 19:21, archived)
# I beg your pardon?
(Paint! Another one lost, Tue 9 Jan 2018, 20:51, archived)
# 

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(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 9 Jan 2018, 21:34, archived)
# but but, being a mimetic polyalloy,
wouldn't the rest of him just shrink simultaneously?

...unless it's hollow ;)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 9 Jan 2018, 14:12, archived)
# he gets a bit light-headed
(horrid, Tue 9 Jan 2018, 14:15, archived)
# Don't spoil the boners, Pedro
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Jan 2018, 18:54, archived)
# T1000 inches
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jan 2018, 15:03, archived)
# Phwoar!
I shall look forward to the grey goo.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 9 Jan 2018, 15:38, archived)
# ROBOCOCK?
"Have you seen THIS boy?"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 9 Jan 2018, 16:31, archived)
# "Cocks and fucking weapons"
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 9 Jan 2018, 18:17, archived)
# Ow! My eye!
(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 9 Jan 2018, 22:15, archived)
#
And I like to think that the plural "penises" is for an individual robot.

*gets credit card ready*
(LokiMD, Wed 10 Jan 2018, 20:30, archived)