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[challenge entry] Quokka Umunna


I mean, who wouldn't have voted for him?

From the Animal Politicians challenge. See all 56 entries (closed)

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 22 Jun 2020, 22:42, archived)
# Actually, can we please have an image challenge just about quokkas? They're great.
Also close down all the other image challenge options so there aren't three fucking hundred of the cunts on the drop-down menu.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 22 Jun 2020, 22:51, archived)
# Fuck quokkas. There, I said it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Jun 2020, 1:52, archived)
# You have to go to some of the seedier areas of Amsterdam for that, so I hear
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 23 Jun 2020, 11:44, archived)
# And then self-isolate for 14 days.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 23 Jun 2020, 11:51, archived)
# y'all know a lot about this shit, must be quokkafukkas
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Jun 2020, 20:39, archived)
# My wallet says 'Bad Quokkafukka' on it.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 24 Jun 2020, 13:44, archived)
# All Quokkas Are Bastards
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Jun 2020, 1:54, archived)
# Why don’t quokkas win any races? Because they’re not quokka-nough! Also: they are shitlords
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Jun 2020, 1:57, archived)
# Might post some of these on Rob’s self-writing joke book thread. What could possibly go wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Jun 2020, 2:09, archived)
# How do you describe a container filled to the brim with smiling marsupials?

Quokka-block!!!
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 23 Jun 2020, 6:03, archived)
# Which smiling marsupial had a hit with "I Feel For You"?

Quokka Khan!!!
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 23 Jun 2020, 6:05, archived)
# Which smiling marsupial was a British children's television series that aired on the BBC Television Service from 14 September 1955 until 21 December 1984?

Quokkajack!!!
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 23 Jun 2020, 6:08, archived)
# What is the sound made by the unholy bastard chimera that results if a smiling marsupial fucks a duck?

"Quokk"!!!
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 23 Jun 2020, 6:37, archived)
# What is a smiling marsupial's favourite cacao-based snack?

Quokkolate!!!
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 23 Jun 2020, 9:20, archived)
# quokkanut
quokka cola

feel free to write the jokes to those answers
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 23 Jun 2020, 9:29, archived)
# As addictive as
quokkaine
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 23 Jun 2020, 15:56, archived)
# b&
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Tue 23 Jun 2020, 16:54, archived)
# Which smiling marsupial is a popular children's construction toy?

Mega Quoks!!!
(97800, Tue 23 Jun 2020, 10:24, archived)
# Which smiling marsupial makes porridge oats?

Quokkar's!!!
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 23 Jun 2020, 10:29, archived)
# Which smiling marsupials had hits with "Caroline", "In The Army Now", "Rockin' All Over The World" and many more?

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 23 Jun 2020, 11:04, archived)
# Which smiling marsupial was a number one hit for Robbie Williams?

Quok DJ!!!
(97800, Tue 23 Jun 2020, 11:09, archived)
# What do smiling marsupial witches say?

P.S. Quokkas Rock! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Tue 23 Jun 2020, 11:15, archived)
# Bravo!
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 23 Jun 2020, 11:17, archived)
# Which smiling marsupial is a British fashion consultant, author and television presenter?

Quok Wan!!!
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 23 Jun 2020, 11:16, archived)
# Which smiling marsupial can you buy as a chocolate drink in Starbucks?

A Quokkaccino!!!
(97800, Tue 23 Jun 2020, 11:22, archived)
# Which smiling marsupial is a video-sharing platform specialising in mimed music videos under three seconds in length?

QuikQuok!!!
(97800, Tue 23 Jun 2020, 13:24, archived)
# Which Dutch smiling marsupial had a hit song melding progressive rock with yodelling, and what was the song called?
Quokkas Quokkas, by Quokkas!!!
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 23 Jun 2020, 14:38, archived)
# Which smiling marsupial had a hit song about a dance named after a train?
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 23 Jun 2020, 15:21, archived)
# What rhyming baddies appeared in 1991's American martial arts superhero comedy film "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze"?
(97800, Tue 23 Jun 2020, 9:27, archived)
# Which club banger was a mashup of "I Need A Miracle" and an instrumental track by German group Fragma?
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 23 Jun 2020, 10:06, archived)
# In the face of very little competition this is the best thing on /board.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 23 Jun 2020, 12:24, archived)
# Daww
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 22 Jun 2020, 22:57, archived)
# Hopefully this will soon get deleted and all the contributors banned forever.
(97800, Tue 23 Jun 2020, 11:24, archived)
# b3ta, I mean.
(97800, Tue 23 Jun 2020, 11:24, archived)
# "Gentlemen, you can't joke in here! This is a comedy website!"
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 23 Jun 2020, 11:30, archived)
# Which reggae singer is a smiling marsupial?

Quokka Demus!!!
(97800, Tue 23 Jun 2020, 13:32, archived)
# DON'T CROSS THE STREAMS
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 23 Jun 2020, 14:00, archived)
# Try to imagine all account activity stopping instantaneously and every post in your history being erased at the speed of light.
(97800, Tue 23 Jun 2020, 14:11, archived)
# How come nobody mentioned his caved in head?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 23 Jun 2020, 21:29, archived)