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[challenge entry] Because privatisation makes everything SO MUCH BETTER

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(Octo I ruin everything., Thu 24 Jun 2021, 11:27, archived)
# Did they privitize the dictionary?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 11:44, archived)
# but you said the answer :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 11:50, archived)
# *coughs.....
PRIVATIZE
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 12:12, archived)
# No no
it's a VPN
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 12:25, archived)
# *splutters.....
PRIVATISE
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 12:43, archived)
#
i like this
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 12:53, archived)
# Curnmound
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 13:08, archived)
# Privatise
(Octo I ruin everything., Thu 24 Jun 2021, 13:11, archived)
# watching you
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 15:38, archived)
#
Privatise
Privitize
Priti Patel
(Octo I ruin everything., Thu 24 Jun 2021, 13:12, archived)
# *sniffs*
tnetennba
(I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 13:55, archived)
# praighveightaise <-- new British spelling to piss off the Yanks
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 14:16, archived)
# also
Mayonaze
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 14:17, archived)
# and Aluminiuminiuminiuminiuminiuminiuminiuminiuminiuminiuminiuminiuminiuminiuminium
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 14:18, archived)
# Why aren't the yanks more consistent with their incorrect elemental pronunciations?
Surely the penultimate syllable of each and every element should be omitted. So... that's...

antiny, arnic, aluminum, selenum,
And hydgen and oxgen and nitgen and rhenum,
And kel, neodymum, neptunum, germanum,
And ron, americum, ruthenum, uranum,
Europum, zirconum, lutetum, vanadum,
And lanthnum and osmum and astine and radum,
And gold(!) and protactinum and indum and gallum,

And idine and thorum and thulum and thallum.

!- I'm not sure what to do with monosyllabic elements.

There's so many elements left to be dishonoured, it might be kind of fun for some but I'm not fucking bothered.
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 19:29, archived)
# I might shoot you
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 19:40, archived)
# Well I guess stereotypes exist for a reason.
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 22:10, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 0:07, archived)
# (stock response)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 24 Jun 2021, 22:12, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 0:07, archived)
# These are the only ones of which the news has come to Vard.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 20:18, archived)
#
youtube.com/watch?v=AcS3NOQnsQM
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 20:24, archived)
# ium! :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 0:08, archived)
# Indied
(Octo I ruin everything., Thu 24 Jun 2021, 14:59, archived)
# Hedges for all!
(I helped save b3ta! 2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 12:38, archived)
#
privetise?
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 12:54, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 23:13, archived)
# Dagnammit
I was going to do that, good thing i checked first.
Looks like you put in more effort than I was going to though, so good show.
(Penis Christ Supercar not to be confused with other popular Christs, Sat 26 Jun 2021, 0:05, archived)
# Ooh ta
But it was a moment of opportunistic bandwagonism
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Sat 26 Jun 2021, 15:12, archived)