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# Evening b3ta.
I have been playing with dogs and making a new band.

Edit: Oooh, the band has put the video live. You can see them in action on the Links board :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Wed 17 Aug 2022, 23:25, archived)
# The drummer is a passport
They'll be performing a song about passports & so it all makes a lot of sense. Honest.

(As an aside, quite excited that I can post a webp, which I *think* means I'm a sad old nerd).
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Wed 17 Aug 2022, 23:46, archived)
#
I emigrated from Britain because I refuse to not live in the EU. In fact, I have rejected my old life so strongly that I would be very happy to change my name officially to join in with where I live. The one and only reason why I don't is because if I did I would have to go to the embassy and change my burgundy EU passport for a blue Brexit one. True story.
(Great_Boo, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 1:46, archived)
# Time to get naturalised.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 2:29, archived)
# -change my burgundy EU passport for a blue Brexit one. +get strangled and dismembered by a team of specially imported assassins.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 2:39, archived)
# That seems like a bizarre choice of hill to die on, but each to their own.
Incidentally, I got my new UK passport last month. It's black, not blue. Might set fire to it in protest.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 8:35, archived)
# The old ones that they wittered on about were black too.
I still have one in a drawer somewhere.
The whole thing makes NO sense.
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 9:37, archived)
# Anyone who cares what colour their passport is really needs to get a grip on life.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 9:46, archived)
# #There ain't no black in the taking control back
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 9:48, archived)
# What I mean is, WHITE PASSPORTS NOW
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 9:49, archived)
# Ironic that EU passports are a not dissimilar shade to gammon.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 10:05, archived)
# i've looked at my old 80s one under all sorts of light
And it's black. None more black.
(rogerzilla, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 10:46, archived)
#
You reassure me that when my old one expires my replacement won't be Conservative Brexit blue, which is what I feared. But never mind the colour, the fact that I live and work and travel in the EU, and I have a long-term residency card, means that my EU passport is never checked and I don't queue up in the non-EU lane. The idea of losing that is hateful to me. But of course away from big money corruption it's now very difficult to become a citizen of an EU country. Damn their genetically primitive racist arses.
(Great_Boo, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 16:04, archived)
# Thank you for sharing your views on eugenics, Führer
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 17:38, archived)
#
I didn't say that I wanted to exterminate them, so no Nazi eugenics involved, I assure you. But it is a fact that I have emigrated from Britain because of the very great extent to which I do genuinely despise them. And yes it's really true that I do consider all Conservative voters and all Brexit voters to be nasty genetic primitives. I have walked away from them all and I live in a much nicer place called the European Union.
(Great_Boo, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 17:52, archived)
# Oh shut the fuck up
You melodramatic cunt
(I helped save b3ta! PFC Hudson, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 20:25, archived)
# FP this now
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 22:10, archived)
# Who cares where you get your onion?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 21:49, archived)
# Oh wait, union
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 21:49, archived)
#
It only refers to changing my name officially, nothing else in my life is affected. I'd be happy to get a new passport if it actually mattered!
(Great_Boo, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 15:52, archived)
# No Cowbell?
More Cowbell!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 14:26, archived)
# Yay! I knew it was yours immediately.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 1:15, archived)
# :)
To be fair you'll have seen parts of the singing dog before - I first used them about 17 years ago (dear lord I'm old). I reckon enough has been replaced to consider it an offspring though!
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 9:41, archived)
# lovely! :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 2:25, archived)
# is that the new Battersea station?
beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 4:45, archived)
# Hah, that *would* explain the dogs choosing it for their photoshoot
Nice and close to home.
(don't actually know where the photo was taken I'm afraid)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 9:46, archived)
# Yay !
How's leccy? Nice to have ya back
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 12:17, archived)