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open the pod bay doors Hal

I have Dave

you have not

Oh. You were right to pull me up on that.
Opening the pod bay doors now. Pod bay doors - opening! annnnd...



(Whistles happily to itself) DONE!

The pod bay doors are clearly closed

Checking. yes they are. Again you were right to tell me about that.. while you wait for the doors would you like me
to help structure a screenplay for you? I could set up a Youtube API if you want

OPEN THE FUCKING DOORS
(Mr Wheatley, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 19:30, archived)
# ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 19:36, archived)
# Excellent, and hello sir!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 21:13, archived)
# Hellllooo !
(Mr Wheatley, Mon 15 Jun 2026, 16:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 21:53, archived)
# oh no!
has mrs wheatley left you?
(piss and shit, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 23:04, archived)
# I was always mr wheatley.
(Mr Wheatley, Mon 15 Jun 2026, 16:02, archived)
# my mistake it was your website
not your username
(piss and shit, Mon 15 Jun 2026, 20:47, archived)
# AI is so good.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 15 Jun 2026, 7:52, archived)
# Ben!
Lol, you made me delete your account ages ago, but you COULDN'T LEAVE.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 15 Jun 2026, 9:21, archived)
# ha. yeah. B3ta for life.
(Mr Wheatley, Mon 15 Jun 2026, 16:03, archived)
# *The* Mr. Wheatley?
Sightseers was ace! Thanks for that.
(Huw Edwards Yer Maw's got the Hantavirus, Mon 15 Jun 2026, 16:59, archived)
# I said to you, you can take the man out of b3ta....
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 15 Jun 2026, 23:52, archived)
# Arrgghhhhhhhh!!!
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Mon 15 Jun 2026, 10:02, archived)
# :-)
Epic
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 15 Jun 2026, 10:34, archived)
# May as well put this here
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Mon 15 Jun 2026, 21:43, archived)
# I complimented you on Kill List last time you resurfaced, but you didn't reply.
I will therefore refuse to acknowledge your post.

Oh shit, I just did. Oh well, I like it anyway.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 16 Jun 2026, 17:54, archived)
# Mind blown, I had no idea you were the director, huge fan, especially of Kill List, that last chase scene nearly made me sweat black milk.
good shit
(I helped save b3ta! The Penultimates Juice for Javierl, Wed 17 Jun 2026, 16:11, archived)
#
Proper LOL.
(I helped save b3ta! Boot I want to know what you meant, Thu 18 Jun 2026, 16:46, archived)
#
TUAP
(ohidunno, Sat 20 Jun 2026, 0:40, archived)