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# The infertility dance was their favourite.......
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:14, archived)
# hAHAHA
yes!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:15, archived)
# lol!
the bloke on the right seems to be enjoying that more than is healthy
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:17, archived)
# quick threadjack
need help!!!!!!!!!
my kitten is only about 2months old

he arched his back,put his ears back and tried to hiss at me when I walked towards him earlier. now he keeps running away when I make sudden movements

3days of no attention(gone for the weekend) and loud music= a cranky kitten.


whats the turn around time for this? or is permently screwed. ive never seen him run around and claw at everything like this. damn ive only been gone for 3days
(frozen hi im back but you don't know me, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:18, archived)
# turn it off and reboot.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:20, archived)
# if that fails
get an upgrade..
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:22, archived)
# i think the ancient
order of the kitten dance needs to be performed
(I helped save b3ta! The Barn death and angels save us all, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:24, archived)
# hahahahahaha
I feel evil for laughing now.

I would seek professional cat help from a vet maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:25, archived)
# like a vets going to know the problem!!
Give him catnip, and maybe a wee dram of scotch in his water bowl.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:29, archived)
# shouldn't be too long
kittens are typically hyper anyway, and i expect he's just forgotten your smell
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# 3 days
is a large portion of his life - at this stage of his life he's hardly going to be used to being left alone either.

Just take everything slow and easy, and if that fails throw him at a wall until he calms down.*

*100% of bad advice.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:22, archived)
# Put him
in a box
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Tue 13 May 2003, 12:24, archived)
# with a vial of poison
and a hunk of radioactive material
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# eek!
The last time someone tried that, the universe popped.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:27, archived)
# Could be a coincidence
Growing animals' brains (esp. mammals, esp. predators) frequently outstrip the growth rate of the cranium for short periods. This can lead to some pretty weird behaviour. It will probably be fine in a couple of years.
/polishes specs and shuffles back to the lab
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:24, archived)
# did you come back with
cat/dog smell or have you been using bleach? Our cat goes mental if I've been cleaning or nearother animals. Approach him with your palms turned towards him and he should come round
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:25, archived)
# Or slash your palms
to the bone.

(post pix!!)
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:27, archived)
# Well, yes
that is the drawback with my method! Still, you could enter the pics in the comp
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:31, archived)
# Im sure he'll come round, you've just got to let him do it in his own time:)
When we got our kitten, (which was feral) it was 3 months before he would even let us stroke him. Now he's as soft as butter:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:26, archived)
# 3 days is a long time for a kitten that small.
I don't blame him for thinking you're an intruder now - why the loud music btw?

I'd keep everything calm and quiet, and put a saucer of food or kitty treats down, and sit near it quietly until he comes up and eats, and speak very very gently to him to get him used to your being around again. And don't try to touch him for a bit. And don't leave him again for a few months if you can help it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:27, archived)
# Try pinning him to your sleeve
every time you go out. He'll soon appreciate being left at home
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:28, archived)
# hehehehehe

(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:29, archived)
# she truly is a kitten
doctor
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:31, archived)
# DR P, where are you now?
want to go get that beverage?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:31, archived)
# LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDS...
*wails, rends clothing, gnashes teeth*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:32, archived)
# you're in leeds?
how awful : )
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:36, archived)
# ok heres what happens
now when i put my hand near him..he jumps at it..he doesnt scratch it but he jumps at it fast and violent

now hes bouncing off the walls..literally. hes jumpin then bouncing off of them..whoa this is weird.
(frozen hi im back but you don't know me, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:37, archived)
# wash your hands?
maybe there's a scent on you he doesn't like...

or maybe he's trying to play - if he's not batting you, maybe he just wants to play tag?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:41, archived)
# I may have figured it out
I think hes just hungry..hahahaha


hes chowing down like no other..but i could have sworn he just ate a whole bowl like 3hrs ago. wow..lets see what happens when hes done
(frozen hi im back but you don't know me, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:44, archived)
# good advice all
thanks..ive noticed hes been arching his back and chasing his tail..but not in a cute way..haha he looks hostile. hhmmmmm
ill try the treats and turn over. he turns over when i meow to him..ill also try that.

the loud...i produce hiphop tunes here in the states.


I went camping so he could be smelling the wilderness.
(frozen hi im back but you don't know me, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:33, archived)
# Throw said
kitten at a wall.
Really hard.

Problem solved.
He will NEVER walk away again.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:51, archived)