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# Good news everyone...
I'm engaged! Have a look at my fiancé's website
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:24, archived)
# aww dutchbird!
can I be a bridesmaid?
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:25, archived)
# congratulations
i take it you haven't told the pope yet?
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:28, archived)
# Sins turn the Pope on
can't get him off me now.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:29, archived)
# bah
i should have clicked that before replying
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:30, archived)
# possibly.
And if I really was engaged I'd probably start my own thread with it, shortly after hell froze over.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:32, archived)
# *snigger*
What's in it for you
These are only a few of the things I will give you as my wife:
hugs whenever you want them
use of any of the art materials in my studio
partnership in my art business, if you play nice
kindness, kindness, and more kindness!
my mother is pretty cool, too... she'd love to have a nice daughter-in-law to hang around with
belly massages at your request
I will LISTEN to what you say to me
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 13 May 2003, 14:25, archived)
# He's such a catch
Except for this, dammit:
"The master-and-servant thing is likewise out."
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:28, archived)
# :D
"use of any of the art materials in my studio
"


WOOHOO!
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 13 May 2003, 14:31, archived)
# i'm not sure why this:
"I won't kiss anyone on the mouth, so don't ask. And don't even MENTION oral sex to me. I think the whole idea of it sounds pretty bizarre and sick-making. "

leapt out at me...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:33, archived)
# flaming Nora
You're obsessed!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:38, archived)
# Congratulations!
He's a looker!!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 13 May 2003, 14:25, archived)
# Congratumulations
Is he a b3tan?

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:26, archived)
# too good-looking
for a b3tan.
(you know I mean it)
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:30, archived)
# *looks in mirror and breaks down in tears*
Please don't make me leave!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:34, archived)
# WHAT?!?!?!?!1
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# I need the sarcasmometer
attached to my forehead sometime
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:38, archived)
# haha
I love the first page, he just sounds so pissed off!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:27, archived)
# gerlarss
cok!

is it real tho?
(RowdsterDelux, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:28, archived)
# well the URL
isn't in the spazz, so...
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:28, archived)
# newsl
etter?
(RowdsterDelux, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:34, archived)
# fair point
but I didn't get one last week - anyone else have that problem?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:37, archived)
# I'll
let you off this time...
(RowdsterDelux, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:41, archived)
# phew
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:45, archived)
# he ain't fussy though...
"So if you are that very special lady who's potbellied, flat chested, left handed, and a smoker... this guy loves you and wants to marry you!!! "
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:28, archived)
# left-handed, occasional smoker...
I'm in with a chance!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:34, archived)
# er
"I won't kiss anyone on the mouth, so don't ask."

frisky aint e
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:39, archived)
# i figure it's the hugs, that make him a killer...
so you're the girl who always takes broken thing apart? why?
(Van Cho, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:29, archived)
# cool
you could hang your hat on those nipples
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:32, archived)