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# You're a bit of
young lad aren't you.

Do you want some sweets?

*rustle of paper bag secreted in pocket*
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:37, archived)
# Can I have the ones he doesn't eat..
Please..?
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:38, archived)
# No,
but I have some puppies in my car...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:39, archived)
# Sure..
/follows into car..
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:40, archived)
# Why should'nt you accept sweets from strangers?
today they are mostly rapped up anyway.

And if there drugs, all-the-better.
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 16:38, archived)
# What kind of fool gives away free drugs?
Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:39, archived)
# My point
exacly.
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 16:40, archived)
# these people do
www.freedrugs.com
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:40, archived)
# I clicked..
And it kind of exists..
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:41, archived)
# i had that exact same thought
a mate offers you drugs and wont stop till you take it. if its that good why are they giving it away?
/mind piss
(icedragon, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:17, archived)
# arrgghh! paedo!
burn his legs!
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:39, archived)
# ooh ooh
can I have the furry one, that's got stuck to the bag for months please, Uncle Bovine
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:39, archived)
# Ooo
can I haf a sweetie mister?
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:39, archived)
# plz can i have a red one
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:39, archived)
# Honestly,
you people sicken me...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:41, archived)
# obviously
you've already eaten the red ones, as everyone knows strawberry is the nicest flavour?
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:46, archived)
# Blackcurrant
is the nicest flavour.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:47, archived)
# only
in ribena.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:49, archived)
# noooo
i always go for the green ones
(I helped save b3ta! kikilookeylikey, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:49, archived)
# You freak!
No-one likes the green ones!!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:51, archived)
# i know!
but it means there are always lots for me. i am greatly opposed to the combination of the yellow and green ones in opal fruits to make way for a blackcurrant one...
(I helped save b3ta! kikilookeylikey, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:52, archived)
# Green smarties
am the bestest

Except for orange ones obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:53, archived)
# Unless
they're the special limited edition ones with little pictures of aliens and spaceships on. They taste HORRID!
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:57, archived)
# Ooh yeah
I'd forgot about them, they were right manky n 'orrible.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:04, archived)
# unless
the thing that is flavoured is crisps.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:51, archived)
# any
peanut-brittle?

/old man
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:40, archived)
# are those the sweets
I saw you fishing out of the urinal earlier?
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:57, archived)