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(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:32, archived)
# holy fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:33, archived)
# Yes,
it probably would be.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:34, archived)
# isn't she a self-confessed
virgin or has she slept with that twunt who has the night clubs
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:36, archived)
# Peter Stringfellow
is the foulest being ever to crawl upon this earth.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:37, archived)
# I think he thinks he's Dorian Gray
but he really is an ugly version of Ken Dodd
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:39, archived)
# Its just...
he's just...words fail me.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:40, archived)
# seconded
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:41, archived)
# He's....
he's got...and he...horrible little man.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:45, archived)
# now steady ....
You don't want to be that nasty ... especially to people with lots of cash ;)
(Zed Smith, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:04, archived)
# i love the
way she made it clear that she's a virgin. really anne? i thought the chaps would be queuing up around the block.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:38, archived)
# just the thought of it
makes me feel faint
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:40, archived)
# she utterly
disproves the 'personality to make up for it' theory.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:42, archived)
# Have you seen photos of when she was younger though?
She was a looker for about 5 minutes and then something happened. I (truly) hate to think what.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:44, archived)
# She was climbing the ugly tree ....
when she fell down hitting all the branches on the way
(Zed Smith, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:05, archived)
# absolutely
and she thought the hair-do would imporve her image

need more than that love, need to grow your hair like cousin it!
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:45, archived)
# Tomorrow, tomorrow, she'll love ya, tomorrow
...it's only a day away...

RUN!!

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:45, archived)
# top quote from the sun there
quality as ever, mr bloid.
(martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:34, archived)
# I think
she robbed our local post office last week
(I helped save b3ta! fukka isn't around as much as he used to be..., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:34, archived)
# bloid bloid bloid bloid
very woo
bloid bloid bloid bloid
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:35, archived)
# lol
ace
(lostpixel, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:35, archived)
# bloody helllllll
I'm gonna have nightmares

was she also in 'don't look now'?
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:35, archived)
# Don't look at all
if you don't want nightmares/retinal death/lasting psychological scars
(kryptik, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:37, archived)
# Aiiiiieeeee!
Surely that's not suitable for eyes? Retinas are very sensitive & delicate.
It's probbaly well 'shopped, but I can't bear to look at it for an extended period of time.
have a woo
(kryptik, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:36, archived)
# I saw the bloid
name and knew It'd be quality.
Remember, kids - bloid means quality.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:36, archived)
# >_<
*blush*
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:38, archived)
# ooo yeah
and aint it about time that bloid did another totty tour ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:42, archived)
# yay for
sex wee
(martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:42, archived)
# Ooooh...
I can feel one coming on this weekend perhaps ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:43, archived)
# excellent
can you drop by Rachel Stevens and Jolene Blalock (Spelling ?)

T'Pol from Enterprise.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:45, archived)
# Ms Blalock will be playing an enraged Amazon women
in the upcoming season of SG-1.

/anorak
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:54, archived)
# I look forward to checking out her
talents
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:56, archived)
# and she's in this months FHM as well
with some camel toe action as well.

so i've been told.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:56, archived)
# Can't see a camel toe
but eye wood
(Divvy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:05, archived)
# I so want to say
I would

But

I wouldn't.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:41, archived)
# Hee hee, she's a real thirty pinter
And no mistake ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:42, archived)
# 2 pints and I'm fucked
:)
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:46, archived)
# fancy a drink this evening then
this hot weathers doing something to my mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:48, archived)
# You have a plan do ya ?
yeah ok matey...........mail me and we'll sort summat.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:51, archived)
# not really
i was gonna buy you two pints and then fuck you in the ass. simple really.

i have to teach this evening, which isn't all bad as i can cause people pain.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:52, archived)
# oh I see
subtle jokes now eh ?

Normally it's all blatant with you. Are you teaching pure loving again ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:55, archived)
# i tried to teach
PURA loving, but got my nob stuck in a bottle of vegetable oil.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:59, archived)
# Is woo!, don't get me wrong
but isn't it a movie already?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:47, archived)
# Yeah!
hehehe...not really a compo entry...but you never know your luck ;-)

hehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:51, archived)
# Oh!
you big chancer!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:54, archived)