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make it a compo entry
[edit] is compo entry some sort of last of the summer wine porn spinoff?
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Thu 5 Jun 2003, 10:04,
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[edit] is compo entry some sort of last of the summer wine porn spinoff?

my dad looks like john craven. or possibly, john craven looks like my dad.
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Thu 5 Jun 2003, 10:19,
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tosh lines, off the bill.
but he's lost loads of weight recently.
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Thu 5 Jun 2003, 10:20,
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but he's lost loads of weight recently.

looks like boris yeltsin (when he wears his furry russian hat that is)
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Thu 5 Jun 2003, 10:30,
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him out of the series. Never seen him thinner.
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Thu 5 Jun 2003, 10:37,
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but unfortunately it's excellent. Rah!
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Thu 5 Jun 2003, 10:05,
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I just want to take the opportunity to apologise for some true bottom-of-the-barrel punnery, particularly anyone who gets it half an hour later, in the middle of a meeting or something. ;-)
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Thu 5 Jun 2003, 10:09,
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and now a bad joke...
what's the difference between a rebellious chicken and a randy solicitor?
One clucks defiance...
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Thu 5 Jun 2003, 10:06,
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what's the difference between a rebellious chicken and a randy solicitor?
One clucks defiance...

is the lack of massive sideburns.
but apart from that it's a WOOYAYHOUPLA
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Thu 5 Jun 2003, 10:18,
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but apart from that it's a WOOYAYHOUPLA