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(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 23:56, archived)
# John Kettley is a weather man, a weather man, a weather man
John Kettley is a weather man,
And so is Michael Fish.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 23:57, archived)
# And so is Billy Giles
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 23:57, archived)
# d'you know, I got halfway
through typing most of that then thought 'naaaah naeone else will bother' so I didn't.

Duh.

so is Wincey Willis
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 23:58, archived)
# so is
Ulrika Johnsonsonson
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 23:59, archived)
# Happy Birthday
mate!

(if I can just about make it)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 23:59, archived)
# oo, a minute to spare :)
Nice one, and ta! Twas a fun day, and sunny too which makes all the difference.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 8 Jun 2003, 0:10, archived)
# but!
Terry Wogan`s on TV--eeeee
But he`s not as nice as Sue Law-leee-eeee-eey

(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 8 Jun 2003, 0:00, archived)
# happy birthday to you
happy birthday to you
happy birthday dear witchy
happy birthday to you.

If I'd have known I'd have mashed you a cake.
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sun 8 Jun 2003, 0:02, archived)
# ..and many more..
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Sun 8 Jun 2003, 0:04, archived)
# Happy Birthday!
(I helped save b3ta! LIKWID, Sun 8 Jun 2003, 0:04, archived)
# happy bir...
damn, too late ;)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 8 Jun 2003, 0:09, archived)
# cheers matey, you
got within the time 'cos apparently I was born/created/unleashed round about this time. Ta to everyone else too :o)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 8 Jun 2003, 0:11, archived)
# anyone
know why usenet on ntl broadband is down?
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 23:59, archived)
# I would guess the ntl usenet server is down
Just a guess mind :)
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 23:59, archived)
# Because
the Usenet server is poo.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 8 Jun 2003, 0:00, archived)
# And so is Suzanne Charlton
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 23:59, archived)
# not
forgetting Sian Lloyd
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 23:59, archived)
# Lorks.
Wonder where she is now?
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 8 Jun 2003, 0:01, archived)
# in all honesty
not meaning to not fucking hummus or anything, but is that john kettly i have a potatoshopping plan
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 23:59, archived)
# no, that's Michael Fish
(that's why his head is stuck on a fishes body you see.)
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sun 8 Jun 2003, 0:00, archived)
# das
Michael "prophet of doom" Fish, you eejit!

edit: and errr.. Trish off ITV?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 8 Jun 2003, 0:01, archived)
# no
google John kettley and you get nice pics of him, that's Michael Fish, and TrishaFisha and someone else
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 8 Jun 2003, 0:01, archived)
# ok ok
i am an inbred obviously. i shall swot up for the next weatherman lineup
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sun 8 Jun 2003, 0:03, archived)
# yeah it`s like
a cross between Ray Davies and Ziggy Stardust

(most interesting)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 8 Jun 2003, 0:03, archived)
# that's fish
from his early marillion days, 1982 to be specific. I was hoping to get a vote of confidence from the inevitable prog rock crowd amongst our number.
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sun 8 Jun 2003, 0:03, archived)
# blimey!
what was that song they did that sounded just like Sususususususudeo by Genesis?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 8 Jun 2003, 0:05, archived)
# dunno, what were their 2 hits...
one was a girls name, Kayleigh or Keeley or something. and the other one was about lavendar or some other shit. it had a little drummer boy on the cover. like a bad old folk song with empassioned vocals and stadium rock drums. oof.
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sun 8 Jun 2003, 0:07, archived)
# oooh... you're going back a bit there...
(I did recognise him, actually... thus exposing aspects of my musical past)

Actually, I saw Fish in his first post-Marillion tour (for free, I hasten to add). It was the most pretentious pile of wank I've ever heard - the "Wilderness of Mirrors Tour" if I remember correctly.

After the first song, about two hundred people at the Glasgow Barrowlands chanted "Geez a Bun, Geez a bun, Geez a bun" and threw bread rolls at him.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 8 Jun 2003, 0:08, archived)
# hahahah
class story!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 8 Jun 2003, 0:15, archived)
# why "geez a Bun"?
I don't understand.
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sun 8 Jun 2003, 0:16, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Sun 8 Jun 2003, 0:00, archived)
# Ha nice woo
(I helped save b3ta! LIKWID, Sun 8 Jun 2003, 0:03, archived)
# danke!
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sun 8 Jun 2003, 0:06, archived)