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# 'Ey Ey, luchhhh a spaaayyde'
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:50, archived)
# haha!
yay
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:53, archived)
# The Spice Girls
on Dune?!?

Weird. I'd hate to think they'd be able to control the universe.

(I helped save b3ta! partychancer, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:54, archived)
# hahaha
tell me what you want yarda yarda
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:58, archived)
# THREADJACK
is it me, or is the frontpage fuXXored?
(Harry, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:58, archived)
# completely fecked
none of my wonderful images are on there!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:59, archived)
# Is it
the "too many connections" message again? It was happening earlier and they said Cal hasn't gotten to it yet
(Kimbo, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:59, archived)
# its you
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:59, archived)
# Look:
what happen?
(Harry, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:00, archived)
# I think it's you
try kicking your computer screen a bunch of times. It always helps
(Kimbo, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:02, archived)
# looks like
it downloaded incorrectly for some reason - you're missing the first bit of the file, so the stylesheet stuff hasn't been set etc. Should work OK if you reload it though.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:03, archived)
# Reloading doesn't
help.

Perhaps it's just a Mozilla fuckup.
(Harry, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:05, archived)
# Have you tried
a forced refresh? (Ctrl and f5 should do it). I don't think it's a mozilla problem.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:06, archived)
# Nope.
Doesn't work. My IE hasn't got problems with the site.

Even if I quit Mozzie and restart it, it misses the top bit.
(Harry, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:07, archived)
# odd.
I'd maybe try clearing mozilla's cache then. The page definitely works fine here in mozilla firebird. Not that that helps you...
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:10, archived)
# Oh well..
it seems to work now. I didn't do anything.
(Harry, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:28, archived)
# He's wrong
what you have to do is kill a hobo. Then take his liquor and boil it in a pot. Then rub two poodles together in a circular fashion. This will produce magical powder which you then place in the boiling liquor. Dump your hard drive in the pot and all your troubles are over! That'll be $50 for the advice, please
(Kimbo, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:05, archived)
# no, that's wrong.
Boiling it will impair the flavour.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:07, archived)
# I miss them
I've seen each and very one of them nude too, BTW
(Kimbo, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:58, archived)
# What
even Baby Spce!?! surely not
shes too pure!
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:59, archived)
# See-through swimsuit
not too bad
(Kimbo, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:59, archived)
# Show
u got a link?
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:00, archived)
# Do a google search
you'l come across them all soon enough
(Kimbo, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:02, archived)
# bah..
cheezy FHM pix link coming up..
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:03, archived)
# Oh yeah?
How? Where? When? And in the case of Posh, why?
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:00, archived)
# Paparazzi
they're great. They're always around when anybody is naked. She was a celebrity at the time, and thus made me curious if nothing else
(Kimbo, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:01, archived)
# I liked
the photo of her wearing a t-shirt that someone had photoshopped "Media Slag" onto the front of it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:02, archived)
# Hahaha
in fact my first encounters with Photoshopped material was supposedly nude celebs
(Kimbo, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:03, archived)
# i love the ones on the frontapge of the sunday sport
"nude celeb photo shocker!" with a poorly shopped picture of denise van outen on someone elses body. "this is an example of the sort of thing that you might be able to find on the internet if you were looking for it apparently"
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:22, archived)
# .
I like the microphones. Good attention to detail!

Small TJ. Found this gem this morning in Brewer's Dictionary of Rogues, Villains and Eccentrics, and I thought it might appeal:

Stoll, Sir Oswald (1869-1935), theatrical manager. On the first night of his newly-opened Coliseum Theatre in 1904, and in an effort to outdo the spectacular effects recent organised by his rival impresario George Edwardes (of Gaiety Girl fame), Sir Oswald planned to re-enact the Derby on a revolving platform, complete with sporting toffs, pickpockets, bookmakers, mounted police, and six horses ridden by professional jockeys.
Owing to a fault in the mechanism, the revolve gradually worked up speed until it was a blur to the eye, Jockeys, horses, bits of scenery, pickpockets, toffs and their ladies hurtled across the footlights, causing the audience to duck for safety under their seats. Miraculously, there was only one fatality. Leading jockey Fred Dent, in Lord Derby's colours, went like a rocket into the upper circle, and died before readching Charing Cross Hospital. The Derby was run again on the second night, with a safety net strung across the footlights.
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:04, archived)
# Is that not a
spade and a thumper ?
(I helped save b3ta! Mrfishfinger .com, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:08, archived)
# They're breathing tubes.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:14, archived)
# Yeh
I thought he was talking about the thumper that posh is holding...

And that scale splitting spade thing....
(I helped save b3ta! Mrfishfinger .com, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:17, archived)
# .
ah. I thought they were those Madonna-style hands free mics.
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:22, archived)
# Actually, they're called
catchtubes.



ggggeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkkk
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:41, archived)
# hahaha!
is that the same spade that their faces were smacked with?

meow!
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:10, archived)