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# the most frightening thing
just happened, mid key stoke, my computer just completely shut itself off.... Virus anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:21, archived)
# Blown fuse?
Dodgy connection?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:22, archived)
# I hope so
if its a worm im fucked, I know nothing about the inner workings of my puta.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:25, archived)
# Open it up and pick out the wiggly little fucker...
...or not.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:26, archived)
# It did not help
That I was eating a pork pie as I read that.

Not hungry any more.
(The Unknown Anorak, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:27, archived)
# Don't forget to save the jelly.
I don't know what for, but it must have some use...
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:29, archived)
# Pig fat
is good for chillblains
(thediscokingpin, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:30, archived)
# Now I feel sick, too.
Bleh.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:31, archived)
# fill a mattress with
the evil shit and use it as a bouncy castle. Great fun for all the family (although smells after a while)
(JBoom, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:31, archived)
# Really, the jelly is the flavour.
But I wouldn't eat it without the rest of the pie. You have to wonder what they put in sometimes...
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:37, archived)
# bofh
with finger on the off button?
(cybo, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:24, archived)
# So is this sent
via a cyber carrier pigeon?

[edit] Perhaps someone would like to potatoswop that
(thediscokingpin, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:25, archived)
# no silly,
it works through electricity in the air.. and science
(rawx, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:32, archived)
# Virus?
I have a sore throat.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:25, archived)
# me
too
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:30, archived)
# the key you were pressing..
what did it say on it?
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:28, archived)
# i'm unaccountably
tickled by that.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:39, archived)
# Oo!
Must've been a big key then!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:46, archived)
# check
your power management settings in the bios
(I helped save b3ta! rockyrobin, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:28, archived)