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[challenge entry] With the onset of cat ruling
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P.S. HAPPY BIRTHDAY THEBEAR!

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(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 9:43, archived)
# is it the bear's birthday?
happy birthday indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 9:46, archived)
# it's
Dr Phil's birthday too
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 9:46, archived)
# Happy Birthday
to Mr Bear and the Doc. Woo and Yay.
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 9:47, archived)
# it's obviously a good day for birthdays
i wish it was my birthday.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 9:48, archived)
# I'm glad it's not my birthday.
As I'm in the office working.

If it were my birthday I would have booked the day off...
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 9:49, archived)
# it was my birthday
15 days ago. it was a Sunday, but given that I work 24/7, I didn't get much time off.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 9:51, archived)
# being a mother?
That's hardly a proper job is it ;-)


*runs very very fast*
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 9:53, archived)
# you can never
run fast enough to escape me ; )
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 9:54, archived)
# My baby is due any day now
but if it is late will probably end up being born in July and so will share it's birthday with every single other member of my family!

Bloody july is the most expensive month for me...
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 9:56, archived)
# most birthdays
in my family are in June (apart from my mum's which is May 31st) but my daughter was born in July. She was 12 days late. It's unlikely your baby will be born in July unless things are going 100% well - they don't like to leave things more than two weeks in most places.

Good luck!
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 9:58, archived)
# All my family are well spread out for half a year.
After mine it'll be my dads after boxing day. or somewhen like that. :D

nicked this from somewhere. :D
(Ekolb Modnar, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 10:01, archived)
# I'm
one of them. flirt of the zodiac apparently. not sure about that...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 10:02, archived)
# I'm a cancerian
Horrible painful death ahoy!



what? it's not literal?
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 10:04, archived)
# my daughter
was going to be Cancer, but she was so late she's Leo instead
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 10:06, archived)
# roar!
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 10:09, archived)
# repost
if cancerians had cars.
(Ekolb Modnar, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 10:06, archived)
# Well I'm definatly a flirt.
;););)
(Ekolb Modnar, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 10:05, archived)
# well there is that of course
mind you, i wish i wasn't in the office most days
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 9:51, archived)
# I read
that as "As I'm in the office wanking"

Hippy Burpday to the Burpday people ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 9:52, archived)
# were you
wanking as you wrote that?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 9:52, archived)
# I'm often in the office wanking.
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 9:54, archived)
# haven't
finished yet....
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 9:54, archived)
#






too much info
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 9:55, archived)
# I've got a science exam tomorrow.
And have no exams for every other day of the week.

Fucksocks.
(Ekolb Modnar, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 9:54, archived)
# Oooh
I used to know that feeling. My last two exams at uni were both on my birthday!

Of course that meant lots of drinking starting approximately five minutes after the second exam ended.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 9:57, archived)
# when I was at school
I had exams on my 16th, 17th and 18th birthdays. grrrrr.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 9:59, archived)
# Yep
for about five years I had exams on every birthday or at least the day after.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 10:00, archived)
# my birthday has always fallen during the summer holidays
no exams!

but then most of my friends were usually away at the time


Now it doesn't matter as I'm always working unless my birthday is on a weekend or I get time off work...
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 10:06, archived)
# happy birthday to dr phil and thebear.
P.s. It's my birthday tomorrow
(Ekolb Modnar, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 9:48, archived)
# happy birthday for tomorrow
you random person you
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 9:48, archived)
# blimeh!
Really?
I should really do a formal birthday image!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 9:48, archived)
# I've got a b'day flash.
Although it's for someone called KT. but cute nonetheless.

Happy Birthday.

Flash by me and music and singing. :D

~Random Bloke.
(Ekolb Modnar, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 9:52, archived)
# Happy birthday to both theBear and Dr Phil.
As Isaiah almost said, the wolf also shall dwell with the lamb, and the bear shall share a birthday cake with the kitten ...
(I helped save b3ta! Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 10:13, archived)
# thank you
having completed 44 solar orbits the earth and I have now travelled 34,320,000,000 miles since I was born!

Happy Birthday Dr P wherever you are
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 9:48, archived)
# you must
be tired : P
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 9:49, archived)
# Just getting started!
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 9:50, archived)
# well, they say
life begins at 40, but that it's also all downhill from there. At least you can freewheel!
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 9:52, archived)
# and a little
dizzy.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 9:51, archived)
# Happy Birthday mrbear!


Cheers for Saturday, twas fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 9:53, archived)
# the bear's birthday?
scan in the telegram from the queen, mr bear. Go on.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 9:48, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
*shakes liver spotted wrist*
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 9:49, archived)
# careful now!
your fragile bones may shatter at such vigorous activity.
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 9:51, archived)
# The bear's wrist is surprisingly strong...

I wonder why...
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 10:02, archived)
# From slapping
cheeky young scamps like you lot, I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 10:04, archived)
# oooooooooh
fun ; )
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 10:05, archived)
# hehee...
thebear's birthday ?

Happy Birthday !!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 9:46, archived)
# Ta!
=8.)
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 9:49, archived)
# Oh by the way considering noone else is going to.
Nice joke, Brill pic. :D hee hee hee
(Ekolb Modnar, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 9:56, archived)
# haha
Yes indeed thankyou.
My first shop of a photo I took with my nokia 3650!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 9:59, archived)
# I liked it more the first time you posted it ...
It is a repost isn't it.
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Mon 16 Jun 2003, 10:02, archived)
# nah
Least I didn't find it in the spazz?
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 10:05, archived)