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From the International Smoking Day challenge. See all 485 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 13:05, archived)
# hahaha...
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 13:06, archived)
# repost
did you see my magic?

I finally got it done

magic
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 13:17, archived)
# must..obey..
(rotating bread, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 13:06, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 13:06, archived)
# ha ha!
(martian, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 13:07, archived)
# hey martian,
i don't suppose you're back in leeds on the 10th of july are you?
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 13:08, archived)
# no.
why?
(martian, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 13:09, archived)
# 'cos he'll shag you for a fiver.
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 13:10, archived)
# that's inflation for you.
(martian, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 13:11, archived)
# Ahhhhhhh
Mr Martian,
You work in radio I see.
Looking for any sound engineers then.

Go on, giz a job!
(I helped save b3ta! D3xt3r Don't take any guff from these fucking swine...., Fri 27 Jun 2003, 13:13, archived)
# i see you stayed up
late watching shit tv. did you see that thing about people wrestling in mud and such? it was fucking brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 13:15, archived)
# No
just a shit film with Beau Bridges in.
I think the mud wrestling would have been far more enjoyable.
(I helped save b3ta! D3xt3r Don't take any guff from these fucking swine...., Fri 27 Jun 2003, 13:16, archived)
# you should have watch channel 5
that had steven seagull in marked for death.

classic.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 13:18, archived)
# i saw bits of that whilst channel hopping.
thank god i never had so much time on my hands in the 80s, it would only have taken fifteen seconds to realise there's nothing on ("bbc1... no. bbc2... no. itv... no. four... no."). thanks to digital tv i can go round the 30-odd tv channels and 50-odd radio channels deluding myself that sooner there'll be something on that's better than finally finishing "the god of small things".
(martian, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 13:20, archived)
# Don't get
Channel 5!
(I helped save b3ta! D3xt3r Don't take any guff from these fucking swine...., Fri 27 Jun 2003, 13:28, archived)
# it was brilliant.
there was this guy who just loved wrestling in muck, and he arranged to wrestle this big gay chap. anyways, the gay chap kept feeling the other chap's cock. the straight chap just didn't understand and bemoaned the fact, saying 'but i only wanted a wrestle'. marvellous.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 13:19, archived)
# he only wanted to wrestle
in oil

or custurd.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 13:22, archived)
# not really no.
we have our own. they might be on the lookout for sm's, though, but we don't have any say in that matter.
(martian, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 13:15, archived)
# Oh
well, always worth a try!

Ta
(I helped save b3ta! D3xt3r Don't take any guff from these fucking swine...., Fri 27 Jun 2003, 13:17, archived)
# our kid's
got a gig there.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 13:11, archived)
# ah.
(martian, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 13:11, archived)
# I didn't know you guys were even dating
let alone that there were children involved!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 13:14, archived)
# we adopted
a small vietnamese boy.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 13:15, archived)
# careful
there'll be a screaming mob led by rebekah wade before you can say 'chris morris'...
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 13:16, archived)
# probably the same mob
who firebombed my house yesterday after Dutchbird called me a Paediatrician.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 13:18, archived)
# yep
that'll be them - don't ever go to butlins and ask for a go on the pedalo's...
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 13:19, archived)
# where?
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 13:18, archived)
# dunno.
i can find out though if you fancy it.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 13:20, archived)
# well
I'm curious now...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 13:25, archived)
# i shall
find out and post at some point in the future...
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 13:28, archived)
# I'm off for a fag....
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 13:07, archived)
# humm...
what kind of fag?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 13:10, archived)
#
*braces himself for whole week of these "jokes"*

;)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 13:10, archived)
# the usual kind.
(martian, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 13:11, archived)
# let's
go out and smoke some fags ?
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 13:15, archived)
# you reall should stop picking up strange men

mrs. fuckass martian will be very unhappy
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 13:15, archived)
# this is such an excellent challenge
fred jack: www.drainflow.com has a truely stunning Flash intro

apropros of nothing
(trumpet, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 13:11, archived)
# How rare!
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 13:12, archived)
# yay
that's really shit
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 13:13, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 13:15, archived)
# good god
that's crap.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 13:18, archived)
# ouh,
whwere did you get the originals?
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 13:33, archived)