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I have presents

for people on the 18th.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:46, archived)

yaaaaaaaaay! Presents!

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:47, archived)

it must be to make up for cancelling

b3taf3st so he doesn't get punched too much

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Reverend Dan, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:50, archived)

YaaaaY

and indeed Woooo For bovine!

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Darkedge, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:55, archived)

Don't get excited

its not like a speed boat or something.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:59, archived)

bah

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:47, archived)

I've got

fuck all for you lot on the 12th

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Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:47, archived)

Hooray!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:48, archived)

pleasure :)

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Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:48, archived)

Apparently Lora's got me "a suprise"

I hope it's chips, it's chips.

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:48, archived)

has she

has she

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:49, archived)

a badger , I'd want a badger

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Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:49, archived)

i'll trade you a badger

for 2 lemurs & a meerkat

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zerolicious, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:51, archived)

*sucks air through teeth*

tough call that one....

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Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:53, archived)

i'll throw in a fennec too. do we have a deal?

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zerolicious, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:54, archived)

done !

but I get to see the badger at the weekends

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Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:55, archived)

er...

isn't the badger yours now? my head hurts...

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zerolicious, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:57, archived)

BADGER!

BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER!

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:52, archived)

wholeheartedly agree :)

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smirny ~(8(|), Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:53, archived)

is it a signed copy of

"ithaca"?

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:50, archived)

i told you

it's a pink jumper with one arm that she made. you can't be rude.

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Reverend Dan, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:50, archived)

What

not even a pint?

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groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:49, archived)

could

stretch to one of those :)

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Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:52, archived)

It's a long shot

but I'll see if I can persuade Mrs
Groovegenerator that she wants to come out

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groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:53, archived)

do it

coz up to now Mrs Ted is coming so the more girlies the better :)

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Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:54, archived)

You know

They'll sit in a corner slagging us off

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groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:00, archived)

Are these "nice" presents

or "take your round the back and give you a thorough beating" presents?

I'd like to find out, so I know whether avoid you on the 18th or not.

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?!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:47, archived)

Nice presents,

cheap but nice.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:48, archived)

How awfully fluffy of you.

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?!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:48, archived)

You haven't seen them

yet.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:49, archived)

They're "nice" "presents".

I can't think of many things that wouldn't be fluffy.

Well, yes, I can. Oh well.

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?!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:50, archived)

You might not

get one, but they are 'shareable'.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:52, archived)

oooooooh!

is there one for me? I'll give you some cards!

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:47, archived)

Maybe.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:48, archived)

can you make a cardboard cut out of me?

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:48, archived)

An A4 one!

you want one?

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:51, archived)

yeh

so i can be there.

and even better next to you

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:53, archived)

oooooh!

are you flirting with me?
*bats eyelashes*

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:55, archived)

hmm

i can't go unless someone has a ceiling I can sleep on ...

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:48, archived)

me either

hasn't stopped me booking a train ticket though. :)

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:49, archived)

what for?

speeding?

ba-doom tschhh!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:49, archived)

I'm catching the last train back

which means I'll need to be back at King's Cross for 11:20-ish. Not too bad.

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?!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:50, archived)

i'd have to get back

to bath...

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:50, archived)

that's hygienic

of you

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:53, archived)

no chance of that!

I'll either stay somewhere, or stay somewhere else. No retreat, no surrender.

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:55, archived)

oooh

*quivers in excitement*

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butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:49, archived)

Will you really have

200 presents?

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groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:49, archived)

I only have

19.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:50, archived)

the average age of the combat soldier?

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butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:50, archived)

n n n n n

nineteen?

me supermoore and reverend dan were discussing that

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:51, archived)

19 (not out) - by the Commentators

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PeterSeychelles, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:55, archived)

But surely...

...people will have come a long way.

There will be disappointments.

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groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:52, archived)

As I said,

they will be shareable.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:53, archived)

people will have come a long way?

best bring my mac.

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butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:54, archived)

urgh...

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groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:59, archived)

it's best to

come prepared.

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butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:00, archived)

it's not

a picture of little bov is it?

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rogan, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:51, archived)

Nope,

although...

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:52, archived)

just out of curiosity

if you could have a tattoo what would it be?

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rogan, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:53, archived)

I already have two,

but I'd really need to think about a third one...although my litte Bovine signature would be good.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:54, archived)

Hurrah!

me me me me!

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sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:52, archived)