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# 'Thomas is wearing this year's hot new fashion line,


the Humphrey and Duncan t-shirt. With this unique t-shirt, he'll be recognised at the b3ta London bash. And he'll look a right prat.'
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:05, archived)
# you DID!
you DID staple them onto a t-shirt!!!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:06, archived)
# Curses!
Foiled again!
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:06, archived)
# actually, i'm wearing a b3tan tshirt at the mo,
weebl's dancing sponglovekittens
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:06, archived)
# its so hot in here
i took off my t shirt
*i am so hot, i took off my t shirt*


but that is as far as it goes ladies
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:09, archived)
# *waves cutlass*
YARR - strip for us or we'll gut ye like a fish!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:10, archived)
# NO
maybe for small fee*


mayormaynotbe100%fact
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:12, archived)
# gut
him anyway !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:12, archived)
# yarr
Why not indeed!

*commences gutting*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:13, archived)
# you might find
gold in his belly
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:15, archived)
# or Bold
in his jelly
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:17, archived)
# I could do with some of that.
Speaking of bellies, however, it's time I went and filled mine.

Avast, me hearties! See you all soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:18, archived)
# girl
hair.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:06, archived)
# yes?
what?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:07, archived)
# I WANT!!
Name your price!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:06, archived)
# fred
?
(I helped save b3ta! smirny ~(8(|), Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:07, archived)
# Um, I'm not sure,
I hadn't really thought about stuff like that. Do you think they'd sell?

I could take orders at the bash, I suppose, plus over PayPal... hmm. It's possible, I guess, if a little labour intensive.

Seriously, though - would people pay for this? And how much?
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:08, archived)
# have a look at cafepress
and probably about a tenner.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:09, archived)
# Not Cafepiss
(see reasons below ↓) but a tenner. Hm, okay. Figure the price of t-shirts, the time putting them together, a cut to b3ta... I'll look into it.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:10, archived)
# cut to b3ta!
what do you think that icon's for?

;)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:12, archived)
# I think b3ta would have to get something;
it's why these little fluffy things are so popular after all!
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:13, archived)
# yeah
I'd probably go a tenner, although as yet I don't have any paypal.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:11, archived)
# I'd buy one
but Humphrey and Duncan may need to be rearranged on the front of the shirt as not to end up on the front of me norks.

but yeah, i'd buy one!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:14, archived)
# ooh, good point.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:19, archived)
# They're actually higher than it appears.
On me (and I'm about 5′10″) they're a little bit above my... er... morks. Whatever you call them. Nipples. Whatever.

On a woman... they'd be way above the nipular area.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:21, archived)
# Oh okay
in that case, sign me up!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:28, archived)
# great beard
on the guy modelling the second t-shirt.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:06, archived)
# I
knew someone was going to say that.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:07, archived)
# arf
very arf in fact
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:07, archived)
# yarr
that be a fine piece of apparel. I pirately approve of the careful placing of both H&D to conceal any peanut smuggling activities.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:06, archived)
# you should sell knickers with the hedgehogs
on
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:07, archived)
# That's a wonderful, wonderful idea
but the question is, how do I go about acquiring knickers without looking like a right pervert?
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:07, archived)
# cafeshop?
or are they too expensive?
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:08, archived)
# yarr
You could always do it through CafePress? YArr.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:08, archived)
# Not a chance.
Hideous overcharging, a tiny slice of the profit, and oh - cheques made in US funds on a US bank, so they cost me £10 to cash them.

No thanks...!
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:09, archived)
# pirate mindpiss
erm yarr!
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:09, archived)
# other than using cafepress
just make 1 pair and model them until someone from the fashion industry stops you in the street.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:09, archived)
# you say to girls
"send me your knickers and I will send them back avec plus de Humphrey and Duncan"

then when you are old you can fondly remember when hordes of girls used to send you their underwear...
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:09, archived)
# Uh, yes.
Perhaps.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:11, archived)
# here.
www.secretknickersrus.com
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:11, archived)
# or
hedgehogs with knickers on?
(I helped save b3ta! smirny ~(8(|), Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:08, archived)
# free genital piercings
thrown in
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:12, archived)
# you sir
have a deal!.. i'll take 2!
(I helped save b3ta! smirny ~(8(|), Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:15, archived)
# humphrey and dunacan nipples?
!

I can't go to b3ta bash.


You will all never meet me.

Until...

Christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:07, archived)
# Gah!
And what's your excuse this time young man?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:08, archived)
# it's in fucking london
innit.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:12, archived)
# so it is!
you'd be suprised what you can achieve when you really put your mind to it.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:15, archived)
# having said that
I'm coming to Cardiff for Man City vs TNS, we should go for beers.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:17, archived)
# i thought for a moment
that you said you were coming for a game involving Cardiff City.
In which case you would be a braver man than anyone I care to know.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:21, archived)
# I went to Cardiff
when City played them in the 2nd division, about 5 years ago now. 'tws a bit rum, but ace nonetheless.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:23, archived)
# brave.
but the fans are more violent these days.

I avoid the city centre on match days if possible.
Burberry wearing bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:24, archived)
# I was first!
*raises claws*
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:08, archived)
# wrooowll!
*realises she's gonna lose and backs down*
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:13, archived)
# I would
flies are bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:16, archived)
# *hug*
hang on... I'm not a fly... EEP!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:17, archived)
# on the second pic
it looks like you've got a very crazy beard !
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:08, archived)
# tis nice
tis very very nice
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:09, archived)
# yay!
i'm thinking of tying giant bee to my head for the bash :)
(I helped save b3ta! Heather S likes making stuff., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:10, archived)
# Now that
I'd like to see!
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:14, archived)
# slightly out of
Fear of Nicking of Bee though :/
(I helped save b3ta! Heather S likes making stuff., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:23, archived)