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[challenge entry] first compo entry in ages

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(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 17:17, archived)
# pun
licious!

WY and H
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 17:18, archived)
# I just got myself
a 99 from an icecream van that just pulled up outside my house. Yummy.
(I helped save b3ta! Lukasm, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 17:21, archived)
# they cost £1.20 last time i bought one
i was outraged...
(I helped save b3ta! jme, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 17:22, archived)
# This one cost my a quid
and it's huge!
(I helped save b3ta! Lukasm, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 17:22, archived)
# i feel
abused...
(I helped save b3ta! jme, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 17:24, archived)
# I was feeling a bit hungry
and icecreams is the easiest thing to eat after my recent tooth operation and current bleeding gum problems...
(I helped save b3ta! Lukasm, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 17:28, archived)
# Admit it.
You're a pig!
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 17:28, archived)
# And yes
I am a pig. I have a reputation for buying
those big cadbury's rich choco rolls (with chocolate buttercream and rich choco sauce) and eating it all myself. Without sharing.

(I helped save b3ta! Lukasm, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 17:31, archived)
# ..isn't that how they're supposed to be eaten?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 17:32, archived)
# Do you play the saxophone ?
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 17:30, archived)
# Heh.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 17:32, archived)
# saxomaphone....
saxomaphone....

*rocks gently*
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 17:37, archived)
# sorry about that.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 17:28, archived)
# I just
bought myself a white magnum, then forgot to eat it until it had gone all runny. Doh.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 17:23, archived)
# I want an icecream :(
All I can find is choc-ices. I HATE choc-ices.

...be right back - I'm off to get a choc-ice.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 17:25, archived)
# i hate choc ices too
they're crap
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 17:31, archived)
# They're so plain and bleh.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 17:33, archived)
# not the ones with
suprise explosions in them.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 17:37, archived)
# one handed watches are cool
no bits spinning at different speeds to other spinning things, it just goes round at the same speed forever. like the sun through the sky. or sweden.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 17:19, archived)
# me and 100% kitten are going to sweden
we're getting money from 100% of gibbon's death and selling supermoore to the colombian cartel as a gigalo
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 17:19, archived)
# tyou forgot to write
/dawn syndrome
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 17:20, archived)
# well that was the plan me and ms kitten hitched
and supermoore was up for it
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 17:21, archived)
# is 100% gibbon dead then?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 17:29, archived)
# he will be soon
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 17:32, archived)
# thought as much.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 17:34, archived)
# pssssst
it's probably not a good idea to discuss your evil plans on a public forum. Makes it all a little too easy for the police, I reckon!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 17:37, archived)
# arf!
that's great
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 17:19, archived)
# super
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 17:20, archived)
# Goatce
anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! watashi-wa Evenin'!, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 17:36, archived)
# i suppose there is a slight similarity, but
it wasn't intentional. i don't take part in that bandwagon. it was just the first nice looking watch i found.
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 17:42, archived)
# clever :)
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 17:45, archived)