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(I helped save b3ta! wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 12:58, archived)
# If I had kids
I would want them to look like that.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 12:59, archived)
# Children
Reminders that you will die one day.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:00, archived)
# Pirates of the Kiddiebean
Curse of the Black Pool
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:00, archived)
# Hahahaha.
TJ Well, if anything good came out of Fluffster's neo-nazi post below, then it's confirmed my suspicions that b3tans are (mostly) a thoroughly decent bunch of people. Good on yers.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:01, archived)
# yep
i was just thinking the same thing
(I helped save b3ta! idlesod, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:02, archived)
# well, bleeding heart
liberals at least
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:03, archived)
# Everyone turn to the right
And pat the person in front of you on the back
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:05, archived)
# Baz
You are seriously getting to me, I am not a nazi and am not Racist and called nobody names, you started the bandwagon and name calling.
(Baz, I will see you and talk at the next b3ta bash, thats a promise)
(Fluffster, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:09, archived)
# you plonker
shut the feck up and go have a wank
(I helped save b3ta! idlesod, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:09, archived)
# maybe racist/nazi is a harsh term
but it sounded very much like you've been brainwashed by the Daily Mail.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:10, archived)
# And getting 15 year old photoshopper students won't help you
trust me
(Fluffster, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:10, archived)
# *sigh*
Isn't having a name synonymous with fluffyness and making real life violent threats towards people on a messageboard a little contradictory?

*sigh* and I promised myself that my first post would be that shopped image that's been plaguing my brain for so long...
(moldy, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:18, archived)
# *sigh*
but welcome nonetheless :)

I would love to point out to Fluffster that we're not all 15 year olds, or even male, but I feel I would be missing the point.
(Amerella, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:23, archived)
# thank you
for your welcome!

I'd better get on and shop my thoughts now so I can feel all warm and cosy being part of the gang n' all.
(moldy, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:30, archived)
# Never said anybody was male
(Fluffster, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:33, archived)
# Fuck off Tory-boy.
The "I'll break your legs" comment was a joke, although I suspect this is beyond your somewhat limited intellect. It's quite clear that no-one on this board likes you, so I'd either go into a state of permanent lurking, or just fuck off altogether.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:11, archived)
# Next b3ta bash
You will remember...
(Fluffster, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:15, archived)
# Oh grow up.
You're pathetic.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:17, archived)
# I don't forget Baz
Why call me them names when I was making a general statement?
(Fluffster, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:19, archived)
# Because you clearly are a cunt.
And your silly threats are laughable. If you're really stupid enough to assault someone in a public place with hundreds of witnesses then frankly, you deserve the jail term you'll get.

Anyway, I'm off out for a run now, on the off-chance that this fuckwit says anything of note while I'm gone, can someone tell me in an hour or two? Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:23, archived)
# Beat you in a public place?
I will get you alone Baz.
(Fluffster, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:37, archived)
# oh stop it fool
you are the type of person that is wrong with this country.. next thing we know you'll be saying hitler was just a little misunderstood.

if you believe that violence is the answer thats all you will get in return
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:41, archived)
# hmm.
I'll be there. with my handbag.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:17, archived)
# no.
but you are a cunt
(Christopsy, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:11, archived)
# So why do you
hate immigrants?
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:14, archived)
# I FUCKING DON'T
WHEN DID I SAY I HATE THEM???
I SAID IT WAS A PROBLEM FOR OUR GOVERMENT!!
(don't anybody agree)
(Fluffster, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:17, archived)
# no
and it's "doesn't" not "don't"
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:19, archived)
# Oh
and Government not GOVERMENT.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:32, archived)
# Just reading through that
He's clearly an idiot of the first order and while most people have no truck with specific politics on this board I think there's a couple of b3tans who appear to be almost as guilty as Fluffster of making stupid generalisations...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:09, archived)
# yup
all the northerners make sweeping generalisation all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:10, archived)
# I blame
short people
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:14, archived)
# And the
irish.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:15, archived)
# Yo're an Essex boy
you would
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:15, archived)
# I also Blame Ford
for not building (small) cars that earn more respect on the road...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:18, archived)
# Blame flibz!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:19, archived)
# Hmmm, yes
good idea!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:20, archived)
# Respect is...
Driving a beat up Ford transit around the West Midlands.

That's why they had to channel all the respect from their other models.
(otterDave, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:28, archived)
# I'm from the south
(Fluffster, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:17, archived)
# good,
the further away from me, the better
(Christopsy, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:20, archived)
# jeez
understand sarcasm, moron
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:24, archived)
# like
assuming all Daily Mail readers are right-wing fuckheads?
sounds like empirically proven to me
(I helped save b3ta! wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:13, archived)
# I'm right-wing
and hate the Daily Mail/New Labour almost equally, but even I would shy away from labelling everyone who likes either a fuckhead.
Paul Dacre and Tony Blair on the other hand...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:17, archived)
# really?
I thought that they just thought they were too good for the Sun but couldn't understand the words in the broadsheets
(otterDave, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:19, archived)
# What did i miss?
Anyone know the thread?
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:17, archived)
# hmmm...
www.b3ta.com/board/1813038
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:18, archived)
# Cheers DB!
You're always helpful.
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:19, archived)
# Over the page
a little ways.

Big red image lambasting New Labour, but saying nothing interesting/funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:19, archived)
# on the contrary
his views are funny, his immature threats - so defensive! and the mail is funny. I only discovered this recently, not being british. what a paper!
News can cheerfully be replaced with tabloid editorialism....
and the way it tries to maintain an air of respectability...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 13:30, archived)