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# *gasp!*
Is that...Spam?
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:17, archived)
# knock or try
dont knock it till youve tried it
(chrisrowe, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:18, archived)
# well
i don't think I'd try flying into the sun
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:19, archived)
# why not?
It worked so well for Iccarus
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:19, archived)
# nah
Iccarus didn't go into it, I mean millions of miles through space and into a gaseous ball of hot stuff. I wouldn't try that.
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:21, archived)
# Long time
no see!

how are you?
(Fellmeister, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:21, archived)
# Helloo stranger
I'm good. I've just had 3 points put on my license and a £60 fine plus I have to revise for an exam apart from that I'm very good :)
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:23, archived)
# Ouch,
ouch, ouch and yay!

I think a mate's kiwi cousin fancies me. Best way forward?
(Fellmeister, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:24, archived)
# yup.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:26, archived)
# k.
(Fellmeister, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:28, archived)
# you think?
has your mate said anything?
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:26, archived)
# I just
know.

She gave me a back massage for like ages and ages and when I was talking to her, she was like in my face a lot but in a nice way.


I was going to reply with 'She's female, of course she does...' but thought better of it.
(Fellmeister, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:28, archived)
# ooh
you're in mate.
Ask her out
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:31, archived)
# Hmm.
Let me rephrase it...

How can I pull her without causing too much attension from my parents and other family friends who'll be around at a family barbeque tomoz?
(Fellmeister, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:33, archived)
# Make sure you run out of something
then go off to the supermarket (or whatever errand destination is appropriate) together.

If she fancies you, she'll be in on the excuse like a shot.

Edit: Jesus, since when was I an agony aunt? I need more of a life.
(Astatine, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:35, archived)
# Not a bad
plan at all.
(Fellmeister, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:38, archived)
# That's actually
a very very good plan
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:39, archived)
# The trick
is "organising" the barbecue to be missing a vital ingredient. Like charcoal, or something.
(Astatine, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:43, archived)
# Ah.
One flaw is that my mum's pretty much covered all the bases as far as the barbeque is concerned. Mum's are a bit crap like that.

Any other ideas?

How about if I offered to show her my meagre b3ta picture collection?
(Fellmeister, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:48, archived)
# Is that just a modern way of saying
'would you like to see my etchings'
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:51, archived)
# Yes.
Yes I suppose it is.
(Fellmeister, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:54, archived)
# ooh
hit her on the head and drag her out of the barbeque.
Honestly I don't know how you can pull her discretly, just talk to her fill up her drink, go get her food. Just be nice to her and try not to think about everyone else around you
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:37, archived)
# And while you're at it
put some Barry White on the stereo.
Edit: If there's any of him left after the barbecue. I'm sure there's plenty to go 'round.
(Astatine, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:38, archived)
# But I thought they
sprinkled him into the ocean..
(Fellmeister, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:40, archived)
# Well the latter
half is obvious really but thank you anyway. I'm just one of those who hates gossipers hanging over your shoulder rather than just letting stuff happen. Plus her uncle is gonna be there tomorrow too.
(Fellmeister, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:39, archived)
# Ask her whether
antipodean lasses like to be on top for a change.

That line works for me every time.

/complete lie
(Astatine, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:30, archived)
# Arf!
I'll run it by her...
(Fellmeister, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:39, archived)
# or poking my eyes out with sticks.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:20, archived)
# I did not knock
I arsked

Plus I don't use Kazaa so I don't think I'll try
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:19, archived)
# I don't download
executables unless I can help it so I don't think i'll try either.
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:24, archived)
# CHRIST ROWE HAS INFORMED ME TO USE SOFTWARE DEVELOPED BY CHRIS ROWE.
This CAN'T be spam.
(Kalmazoo702, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:18, archived)
# Christ has told you to use software?
Has the pope been informed?
(Chorlton, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:27, archived)
# god loves software
and hardware too.

he also loves watersports.
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:28, archived)
# Piss
head.
(Fellmeister, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:40, archived)
# you are sunshine elephant
and I claim my twenty pounds.
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:28, archived)
# Am not.
I could prove it, but I want to keep the controversy flowing.
(Kalmazoo702, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:29, archived)
# I don't
believe you sunshine elephant.
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:30, archived)
# nah
we had this before. rob used his godlike powers and determined that it isn't the same person
besides their drawing styles are subtley different
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:30, archived)
# I saw an advert for
spam today. it was in a service station in a run down bit of manchester.
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:24, archived)
# no he's a troll from a couple of weeks back
that was threatening to hack B3ta

(internalprimate, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:25, archived)