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# There is no bright side....
(I helped save b3ta! Detrius521, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:26, archived)
# Bit morbid innit.
There's always a bright side.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:29, archived)
# Lol
not on this moon there isn't!
(I helped save b3ta! Detrius521, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:30, archived)
# well, if there's a dark side
one would presume that there's a bright side there too.
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:31, archived)
# Nope
There is never a bright side on this moon, on account of there being no star near it.
(I helped save b3ta! Detrius521, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:32, archived)
# I think you'll find the sun is pretty close to it.
Innit.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:34, archived)
# mi
nd
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:34, archived)
# Hahahaha!!!
That's what the Americans WANT you to think!! (I'm not insane)
(I helped save b3ta! Detrius521, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:35, archived)
# i thought the americans wanted us to think
food is good, and so is war
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:36, archived)
# and
ignorance.
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:36, archived)
# and handguns
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:37, archived)
# Yeah, there is that....
But they also want you to think that George Bush is not a pineapple! (Can anyone with Photoshop do a "George Bush with a pineapple for a head" thing?) But the moon is not lit by the sun, but by a huge lamp in Roswell!!
(I helped save b3ta! Detrius521, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:38, archived)
# If there's no bright side
then there's no dark side, it's just a dark moon. This lamp in roswell...what is the wattage of the bulb?
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:43, archived)
# Ummm....
That's Top Secret, so I don't know. But my sources tell me that it's not as big as you think.
(I helped save b3ta! Detrius521, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:46, archived)
# what next, george bushs face on a monkey???
eh?



evening kiddies.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:43, archived)
# hahahahaa
that's funny because he looks like a monkey!
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:44, archived)
# ha ha ha! yeah!
what next? tony blairs face on his dog????


geddouddahere you kerrrrrrasy kids...



evening rev.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:45, archived)
#
what up
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:36, archived)
#
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:37, archived)
# I know who you are
you're jools holland.
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:39, archived)
# argh!
kill him!
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:40, archived)
# That's
news to me
(I helped save b3ta! Detrius521, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:40, archived)
# unsurprising
you were unaware of the sun.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:41, archived)
# harsh
but fair.
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:42, archived)
# Oh,
I'm aware of the MYTH of the sun. But it's not real. (I'm going to have to keep this up ALL night aren't i?)
(I helped save b3ta! Detrius521, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:44, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:49, archived)
# no
way
hoe
zay
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:47, archived)
# the sun's fairly near
astrologically speaking
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:34, archived)
# pi
ss
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:35, archived)
# apart from the sun?
would that be?
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:34, archived)
# there is one.
i can fucking see it. it appears approximatly every 2 seconds.

you should have just done a black square.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:38, archived)
# Oh, sorry
but i wanted to muck around with the spray paint thing on paint....







you bad tempered cantankerous old git.
(I helped save b3ta! Detrius521, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:42, archived)
# not always
*feeling depressed*
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:33, archived)
# why you depressed now?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:35, archived)
# Probably
because of a lack of toasted ham and cheese sandwiches. With hummus
(I helped save b3ta! Detrius521, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:36, archived)
# I prefer
corned beef and hummus, ham cheese and hummus is too much of a good thing
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:40, archived)
# it's nearly monday?
that's a good reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:37, archived)
# Haha
no work for me on Monday!
:-P
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:38, archived)
# me neither
but that usually pisses most people off on sunday night.
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:40, archived)
# yeah
i know.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:43, archived)
# I don't even know
just suddenly went down.

I'll be perky again in a minute!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:40, archived)
# woo!
perky!
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:41, archived)
# she's good at perky
...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:42, archived)
# what about
pinky? he'll feel left out.
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:45, archived)
# chomp chomp chomp
hello.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:29, archived)
# guess what?
if you do a search for food menu on google my site comes up 5th. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:41, archived)
# if you
post links to your site on this board (or any other) will it bump it up the google chart?
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:43, archived)
# 'feck knows.
I'm too thick to work out how google works. Also my site has very little text on it. Most of the text is graphics which screws it a bit. Mind you - i used to score quite highly for 'get you'. Not sure if i still do. (edit - nope, i don't now - no where to be seen)
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:45, archived)
# you've not even
got big meta tags with all your keyword things in.
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:46, archived)
# you know why?
because i suck. That was the first site i made on my own, and I suck at it a bit. Now, Cal does all the code for me, because he is a god personified. (And I buy him sweets.)
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:50, archived)
# i was under the impression
that it's done by how many pages you are linked from, and the status of those pages (same way i expect)
so if b3ta.com is linked to by millions of other pages, and they link to you, your on to a winner.

maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:48, archived)
# yep, that's the one.
I knew someone would be able to explain it properly.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:51, archived)
# that's no moon...
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:29, archived)
# it's just
cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:30, archived)
# Mmmm.....
I like toasted ham and cheese sandwiches. Does anyone else?
(I helped save b3ta! Detrius521, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:31, archived)
# aye!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:34, archived)
# yay!!
Edam rules!! I might go eat some now
(I helped save b3ta! Detrius521, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:35, archived)
# call me old fashioned but
I like cheddar.
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:37, archived)
# I like them
I like them best done in a toasty maker. If you put tomatoes on it's nice but tends to destroy any remaining taste buds with the scalding heat.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil|berT is posting post-hummusly, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:35, archived)
# that'd be
all the batteries you were dared to eat at junior school.
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:38, archived)
# they are even
better done in a geroge foreman.
(I helped save b3ta! Mosschops, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:38, archived)
# i have a hello kitty toaster oven
it makes lovely toasties but it also makes me a bit gay
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:42, archived)
# very very gay I think
This is for you
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:43, archived)
# just
what i've always wanted
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:45, archived)
# i bet it's
a great conversation piece....
(I helped save b3ta! Mosschops, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:44, archived)
# it burns a hello kitty face
into the bread
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:45, archived)
# that is
fucking cool actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:47, archived)
# but that lets all the fat out!
it's supposed to stay locked inside to cause fatty deposits on major artories
(I helped save b3ta! Evil|berT is posting post-hummusly, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:43, archived)