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# Twatmonkey of an IT guy in my office
installed the SETI screensaver on all the machines, so when I set up this bogus alert message clicky here it opens fullsceens so looks like its the screensaver, kinda, i'm lazy which I'm gonna leave on one of the machines for him to find :)

edit: if ya have a popup disabler, click here
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:21, archived)
# i just get a browser window
with nothing in it
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:22, archived)
# you'll
need to enable popups for it to work properly.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:23, archived)
# it needs
popups to be allowed
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:23, archived)
# Ahhh when I do that it's ...
.. most arfsome
edit: and a load of old bollocks appears too
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:26, archived)
# It probably wont work on most browsers...
this is the important bit, the rest was just so i could get it all over the screen!
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:23, archived)
# arf
that's quite funny
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:36, archived)
# hahahahahh
hahahahahahahaahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:22, archived)
# opens full screen my arse
it does nothing on my comp
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:24, archived)
# cough
*points upwards*
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:24, archived)
# excellent
I hope he goes down the pub and makes a real cunt of himself
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:24, archived)
# He's gonna
wet himself over that one
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:24, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
now, get it off my screen
(Mattyboy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:24, archived)
# Alt+F4
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:28, archived)
# format c
?
(Mattyboy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:39, archived)
# h ehe he
I await your follow up on it
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:25, archived)
# Thats quality!
You obviously have far too much time on your hands. Well done ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:25, archived)
# hell i dont even work here, i'm freelancing
but they did make me redundant 2 months ago and hire him instead, so he deserves it
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:26, archived)
# They made you redundant
and then hired someone else?

That's not allowed... take 'em to an industrial tribunal.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:28, archived)
# Sadly he wasn't hired to replace me.
he was just hired for a completely different job.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:31, archived)
# yes
that's what THEY told you...
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:33, archived)
# I know, you're all right, I should...
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:42, archived)
# Have you got a webcam?
If so, use the motion detection to see his face when he sees it, it'd be priceless!
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:27, archived)
#
what they said
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:28, archived)
# that's very nice
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:27, archived)
# nice
but I had to use task manager to close the damn thing
(I helped save b3ta! faithy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:28, archived)
# CTRL+W
(jakeohoho, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:34, archived)