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# You mean
Stouffer?

[edit]Oh no, it's Supermoore. It's got a chin.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:56, archived)
# Indeed...
...I know he loves it when people point out he's from Manchester.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:57, archived)
# It is Stouffer isn't it?
I don't own any hooded tops. I'm not from Salford.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:59, archived)
# Oh, I was right!
Sorry, your reply above made me think it was you. Sorry.

It is indeed the shortarsed Salfordian.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:00, archived)
# too tall
to be stouffer.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:00, archived)
# shhh
They've made him normal height to make him feel better.

Poor dwarfy stouffer.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:01, archived)
# and why are we takin the piss outa short, hooded
top wearing mancs?

i hapen to be one
(DeviousMiscreant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:02, archived)
# look
Stouffer is medically a dwarf. A midget. A tiny pixie. He stands by your table and people sitting down tap ash into his hood thinking it's a mobile ashtray. He is that little.

And, you know, he's sensitive about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:04, archived)
# I think it's cute...
...how he comes out to the pub and drinks beer - just like a grown-up!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:05, archived)
# he's staying in my spare room this week
i've got the manger ready specially
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:06, archived)
# i really hope
he ego spazzes.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:06, archived)
# He does...
...I know this for a fact.

Stouffer - when you read this.... you are a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:08, archived)
# 'lo Bob
Do you play footy?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:09, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha...
...me play football?

I am overweight, unfit and Scottish - of course I can't play football.

If you need a big fat man to go in goal though, I might be your guy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:11, archived)
# I'll bear that in mind
as you'd cover more area than Sunshine Elephant.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:13, archived)
# Maybe...
...I can be the big defender who has no skill, but scythes down forwards mercilessly.

Then runs up the pitch in the last five minutes as a set-piece target man.

"On me 'ead son...."

(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:15, archived)
# rush goalie?



three and in?
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:15, archived)
# I like to laugh at short people...
...because they can't reach up to punch me in the face.

Mind you, I have to protect my nads - they are at perfect headbut height.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:04, archived)
# 'i've had it up to here* with midgets*
*holds hand at waist height
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:08, archived)
# that joke works
really well as text, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:12, archived)
# so does this rude hand gesture:
*does rude hand gesture*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:16, archived)
# so does the silent treatment
*gives em all the silent treatment*




That worked, right?
(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:21, archived)
# i've already made that joke once today
and i left the hand gestures to the imagination.


(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:18, archived)
# and i apologised
as well
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:19, archived)
# I think...
...that it is Spacefish, Stouffer, Freshlegs, Zero's friend (who I have forgotten the name of - sorry) and Zerolicious.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:00, archived)
# DAMN
I had that lineup right, too, then Supermoore worried me and I deleted the post. Grr. I've never even MET Zero and I knew it was him.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:01, archived)
# If you're right
I got the first three right. I find that slightly disturbing.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:03, archived)
# yep...
spot on :)
edit: and i'm off to try and get work done... hopefully back later...
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:07, archived)
# I'm from Manchester
(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:59, archived)
# there there.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:00, archived)
# At least
it's the right side of the pennines...

*rolls up sleeves*
(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:03, archived)
# There is no "right side of the Pennines"
You're all Northern scum, AND I should know, I married one. Even he wants to move back to London.

Actually that came out sounding harsh. I don't wish to fight - please accept the following picture:
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:05, archived)
# But...
...you are all soft southern pansies to me.

And I'll take you all on at once, ya basssars....
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:07, archived)
# Hear hear!
they've lived on a slightly warmer end of the country for the last time!
(DeviousMiscreant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:09, archived)
# Fact...
...England is sinking and Scotland is rising. They'll all want to live here in a few thousand years.

Bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:10, archived)
# like you need an excuse
for kittens ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:07, archived)
# Consider
me pacified.


Milky with two sugars would be dee-lish!

How's life on planet Womble-Kitten?
(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:08, archived)
# yay! more love!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:10, archived)
# I respect flowers...
...I respect their tasty nectar.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:12, archived)
# I think i'm ODing
on the love here guys...

Can we ease off a little?
(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:12, archived)
# and i was just about to..
oh well, never mind :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:16, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/1891813
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:20, archived)
# and you call me
scary!
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:21, archived)
# yes
it's an agism/sexism thing - I'm an older male, you're a young female... you're meant to be the object of such comments, not the creator!

still, don't let that stop you, oh no!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:24, archived)
# calling me an object now,
are we?!
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:29, archived)
# *muffled squealing, and sounds of spadework*
there: to save time I have now dug myself a big hole, and stuck my feet in my mouth
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:34, archived)
# heh
and i was starting to like the whole object thing too..
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:38, archived)
# Hehe
you said 'object'!





(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:30, archived)
# There's
always a way.
(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:22, archived)
# no no
love is love regardless of where it happens.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:26, archived)
# In that case
bring it on!
(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:29, archived)
# well no
because you just said you'd had enough.
Silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:31, archived)
# No, I said i
thought i'd had enough. I've taken a vote, and do know what? There's always room for dessert...
(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:35, archived)
# aw...
tell you what, why don't you go and play hide and go fuck yourself, you cocktard - your kind make me puke!

better?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:17, archived)
# That's the sprit!
(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:21, archived)
# he's from greater manchester
that's the best bit of it
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:59, archived)
# because
it's great?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:00, archived)
# yep
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:10, archived)