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# Okay
so I could not leave it alone...but Scott Mills meeting his pirate double was just too good to leave to chance...
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:13, archived)
# does he kill him?
please please please
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:14, archived)
# that hook
is dangerously close to his ear
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:14, archived)
# YES!
Stab him in the head with the hook!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:15, archived)
# then rip his face off
and make it into a "fanny pack" (bum bag for you english folks) with the mouth as a depository
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:16, archived)
# hahaha
this is so crap
www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/scottmills/index.shtml?onair
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:15, archived)
# worse
www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/scottmills/features/tour_end.shtml
(~Sunny~, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:17, archived)
# dunno
the ivy and gemma ones dont look too bad....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:20, archived)
# hahaha!
i liked the way he crossed out "perverts"! as if it was his first thought! BUT DIDN'T WANT ANYONE TO KNOW!
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:21, archived)
# he's probably
a paedophile
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:24, archived)
# there is
a pic of a 14 year old girl that they deem to be fit in the hotties section or whatever the shite is called
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:31, archived)
# if
ya didnt know ...i would say she looked older than 14....honest officer...
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:34, archived)
# Yet
it clearly states she is so you cannot get away with it.
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:38, archived)
# just
as well i`m not a american marine then.....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:42, archived)
# hahaha look at the one 5 across, 3 down
just asking for glasscock
(I helped save b3ta! OldWhit, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:24, archived)
# Where did I see this before?

www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/scottmills/features/photome/day3/12.shtml
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:20, archived)
# shame we can't add comments.
i didn't realise b3ta was this famous, though the forum linked the other day was just taking the michael.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:21, archived)
# we
are more famous than we know...so famous infact none of us know....anything..
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:23, archived)
# I can't walk down the street
without the paparazzi kicking me in the head
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:25, archived)
# no, they're just my minions.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:29, archived)
# Wherefore would
you do such a thing?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:33, archived)
# if i kill all b3tans
then i shall win the 'b3tan of the year' badge.

mwa ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:34, archived)
# Fair enough
Tell your minions that their job would be done a lot quicker if they weren't wearing their fluffy bunny slippers
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:39, archived)
# but they like them soooooo much
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:40, archived)
# maybe they
should be tipped with venom. I'd never suspect a thing.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:42, archived)
# i'll just give them hand grenades
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:44, archived)
# The'll probably make them into
a lovely pair of earrings
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:46, archived)
# THAT'S MY PICTURE !
Now I don't mind most people nicking my images but that's not fucking cricket !
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:25, archived)
# They've done a
lovely cutout though! ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:27, archived)
# I thought
it had been nicked, but didn't want to say in case whosever it was sent it in themselves
(unlikely, I know)
Thieving Arabs!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:27, archived)
# Lovely cutout !
Cheecky fuggers - I'd never subit 'owt to radio one..

If that cnut wins a camera I fuggin want it..
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:29, archived)
# send them an email
they'll take it down
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:31, archived)
# Good thinking
Batman. Maybe issue a stern reprimand too.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:32, archived)
# Oh yeah...
I reckon they'll listen to me after the "Photoshopped a penis in next to him" picture I made earlier..

Screw it, if some talentless dimwit wants a camera by nicking my pic, good luck to him/her... I'll be the bigger man..
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:39, archived)
# email then
it's worth a try, and you may put the theif off from nicking other people's stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:57, archived)
# then
why not say ...oi...radio 1...nooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:31, archived)
# yaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!
hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:14, archived)
# That's actually
pretty good
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:14, archived)
# uh-oh
as a pirate he looks quite hot...

just don't bleach his hair!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:14, archived)
# ha ha
doesn't bear thinking about!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:15, archived)
# not so much
both the telly people I fancy have bleached hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:17, archived)
# so
thats pauline off eastenders and spike ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:19, archived)
# *slap*
it's Tim. And you know it. And you're just jealous.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:21, archived)
# okay
yes i admit it...i`m jealous of tim henman...what can i say...its the size of the racket isnt it.... :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:22, archived)
# i know
that bloke off Spaced, for one.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:20, archived)
# nah
the dye would get on his hat...react with it resulting in hair loss causing the creation of....pirate baldybonce
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:16, archived)
# nonono
spike and tim will always be blonde to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:18, archived)
# he looks a bit like a cunty version
of matt belamy
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:18, archived)
# Excellent
I did one of those on Tuesday:

It didn't get onto the web page though.
Edit: Oops, didn't realise it was a blandwagon, I haven't been around recently.
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:19, archived)
# well
dumo is very ...well...b3tan ...shame thought as he needs to be everywhere....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:21, archived)
# True,
He is a bit of an in-joke, but if you don't know about the joke, then he's just a scary looking brown fluffy toy. I agree, domo should be less retiring.
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:24, archived)
# the beeb
probably thought it was an angry mr hanky!
(I helped save b3ta! OldWhit, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:38, archived)