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# I want one
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:26, archived)
# Which bit goes up your arse?
I don't think my tumpsy would like all that plastic. I might get a yeast infection.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:28, archived)
# i thought you had a yeast infection already?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:29, archived)
# I turned it around into blood poisoning...
...which is more serious, but less itchy.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:31, archived)
# wrong hole dear
:-P
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:30, archived)
# Sez you!
I bet all of your orifices talk continuously.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:32, archived)
# i plug them up
i was getting tired of my right nostril singing about Badgers & mushrooms
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:36, archived)
# Wise move.
Will you be my new husband?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:39, archived)
# That depends on what happened to your last one
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:41, archived)
# Help

Can anyone direct me to a funny and cheery-uppy link i can send to my brother? He's a bit poorly at the mo (really bad flu i think), and he's in his flat in salford, i think he could do with some cheering up!
??
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:29, archived)
# here you go
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:30, archived)
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(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:30, archived)
# SAUSAGES?!
SAUSAGES!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:33, archived)
# thanks,
thank you all very much. You're absolute stars!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:37, archived)
# flat in salford?
i'll be there in 10 minutes with a blancmange
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:31, archived)
# I wouldn't,
I think he might be contagious.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:33, archived)
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(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:31, archived)
# Any on in Salford would need chearing up
I know I do.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:32, archived)
# it's not much, but it make me smile , and i made it ..
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:35, archived)
# Try
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:43, archived)