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# b3ta bop-it
New to a toy shop near you,
(but quick and dirty like,)
It's b3ta bop-it
(el_meerkat, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:24, archived)
# we've already had
a wank it...
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:25, archived)
# I want one
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:26, archived)
# Which bit goes up your arse?
I don't think my tumpsy would like all that plastic. I might get a yeast infection.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:28, archived)
# i thought you had a yeast infection already?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:29, archived)
# I turned it around into blood poisoning...
...which is more serious, but less itchy.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:31, archived)
# wrong hole dear
:-P
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:30, archived)
# Sez you!
I bet all of your orifices talk continuously.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:32, archived)
# i plug them up
i was getting tired of my right nostril singing about Badgers & mushrooms
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:36, archived)
# Wise move.
Will you be my new husband?
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:39, archived)
# That depends on what happened to your last one
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:41, archived)
# Help

Can anyone direct me to a funny and cheery-uppy link i can send to my brother? He's a bit poorly at the mo (really bad flu i think), and he's in his flat in salford, i think he could do with some cheering up!
??
(I helped save b3ta! St3cks, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:29, archived)
# here you go
www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/21/
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:30, archived)
#
www.crapjuggler.co.uk/flash/sausages.html
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:30, archived)
# SAUSAGES?!
SAUSAGES!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:33, archived)
# thanks,
thank you all very much. You're absolute stars!
(I helped save b3ta! St3cks, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:37, archived)
# flat in salford?
i'll be there in 10 minutes with a blancmange
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:31, archived)
# I wouldn't,
I think he might be contagious.
(I helped save b3ta! St3cks, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:33, archived)
#
www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/21/
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:31, archived)
# Any on in Salford would need chearing up
I know I do.
(el_meerkat, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:32, archived)
# it's not much, but it make me smile , and i made it ..
www.spiny.org/kitten2.html

(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:35, archived)
# Try
www.kontraband.com
(Badger Stuffer, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:43, archived)
# I want to
make an acoustic Bop It.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:30, archived)
# That would be the stuff of legends.
PARP!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:32, archived)
# Ring it!
Twang it!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:33, archived)
# Don't be rude.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:39, archived)
# Bang it, crush it.
Stamp on it! It's still alive.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:40, archived)
# I was just about to say
"Bovine was talking about wanting to make an acoustic bop-it" !
I think it's a great idea.
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:32, archived)
# I'm really good at ideas,
it's just the seeing them through bit I'm crap at.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:34, archived)
# *ahem*
yeah, I've got this great idea for a picture of a kitten....
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:37, archived)
# Alright, alright,
it'll get to you..soonish...tonight...maybe...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:39, archived)