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# we need a threadwaste in memoriam
johnny cash is dead


on a more humorous note, john ritter is attempting insurance fraud
(Hunting bears, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:56, archived)
# We all knew about Johnny Cash
John Ritter clearly didn't plan his death on
a good day, as he will even be forgotten in death
to have died on the same day as Johnny Cash.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:57, archived)
# yop
which is perfect for fraud

ho hum
i smell murder
(Hunting bears, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:59, archived)
# ho hum
i smell your bum
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:00, archived)
# have you told the fbi?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:00, archived)
# Who's been telling fibs?
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:02, archived)
# we've had about 25 threads
to dedicate his death.

in one day.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:58, archived)
# not nearly enough!
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:59, archived)
# BUT MINE WAS THE FIRST!
100% FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:33, archived)
# fired.
I actually have a friend that is VERY upset about Ritter.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:58, archived)
# who the fuck is he?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:05, archived)
# John Ritter
was an American actor who became famous from his role
as Jack Tripper on Three's Company, a sitcom from the 70's/80's
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:15, archived)
# If we had a threadwaste
for every dead person, that'd be a lot of threads. Then everyone would have to bequeath a small sum towards B3ta to pay for their digital immortality..
/drunk
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:58, archived)
# what about dead insects
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:59, archived)
# Can I have some on toast?
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:59, archived)
# you DO
need a new head
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:59, archived)
# Yup.
Too many pints of mild tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:00, archived)
# you should stick to milk!
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:00, archived)
# 'Mildman Dan?'
I see your point
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:01, archived)
# a bit laboured
sorry ...
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:02, archived)
# I'd probably be ok
If I hadn't had that pork pie and mustard
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:04, archived)
# probably seemed
like a good idea at the time?!
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:06, archived)
# Yeah
Then that four mile bike ride in the dark home wasn't funny
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:07, archived)
# you certainly know
how to have a good time!
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:10, archived)
# Shame I never get the chance
The pub I was at was so rustic you had to cross the farmyard to get to the bogs
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:11, archived)
# looxury!
when i were young
you had t'cross a bog to get t'bog
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:14, archived)
# Could be worse
This pub was full of folk music
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:18, archived)
# were you participating?
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:19, archived)
# Well,
I might have been
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:20, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:22, archived)
# cash is spent.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:00, archived)
# Ahahaha
that's really funny
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:02, archived)
# on a totally disconnected note...
i've just realised i've had two competition mentions based on the same photo of a highland cow that i snapped in glen nevis... how odd...
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:00, archived)
# David Blain's gonna die in a few days!
Can we all have a one minute silence?
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:00, archived)
# I'd prefer a few day's
silence for that twat.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:07, archived)
# :::FRED CRACK:::
of your dumb ass threadwaste:

GOODNIGHT ALL! I'm going home now!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:00, archived)
# Ken Dodd's
dead dog's dead
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:01, archived)
# no !
Ken Dodds dads dog's dead
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:03, archived)
# Oh,
bollocks...

I'm pissed... ignore me :)
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:07, archived)
# mee
to! yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:10, archived)
# Rahhh!
lalala!
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:12, archived)
# were you out with Martian?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:07, archived)
# Yeah
Although, for some odd reason, he spent the whole night on the other side of the bar to all us b3tans. Anyone would think he was embarrased by us or something...
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:08, archived)
# ha ha
did he have real friends™ out with him?
Do you know if gibbon is still out boozing?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:11, archived)
# They were all
heading off towards smirny's, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:13, archived)
# ahaaa
*knowing look*
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:15, archived)
# I fuckin loved JC !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:01, archived)
# i like seeing celebrities before they went grey
they look so different
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:04, archived)
# hahaha...
he's fab... is he connected to JC in some way or are you being a random repost whore? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:05, archived)
# aye...
...just being a repost whore , you know . like you do !!
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:06, archived)
# hurrah! and i think i do...
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:11, archived)
# well I saw a gun.......
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:13, archived)
# hahaha...
and i excuse this one on the grounds that i was thinking of a gun pic involving a squirrel... but then i thought... if you're reposting a squirrel... best to go for the one reading porn :)

(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:18, archived)
# yay!
no excuse needed , he rocks !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:21, archived)
# i am outrageously proud...
of the "tufty gets some tail" headline!
edit: oh, and hsa (hot squirrel action)...
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:24, archived)
# never!
:)

oh go on then...

(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:12, archived)
# awwwww...
cute...
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:24, archived)
# That's still
the best thing ever
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:09, archived)
# thanks !
I know I made it but I fucking love it , it brings me joy , is that wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:12, archived)
# have you set fire to anything yet?
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:13, archived)
# Only
my finger
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:14, archived)
# i now feel really guilty...
because i laughed at that...
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:20, archived)