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# Bush Speech
(I helped save b3ta! underneath the weeping willow, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 12:45, archived)
# woo yay
and on that note, Its the end of the lesson and time for me to depart

Tata
(smoglane!, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 12:47, archived)
# animal threadjack
i want one....
www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_822421.html
(harrypsauce, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 12:48, archived)
# brownish woolly badger...
with a long, pink-tipped snout

Mmmmmmm...
(oneofthemany, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 12:50, archived)
# Hmm
Although smaller, i'd say that is a feck of a lot meaner looking than a badger.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 12:52, archived)
# But considerably
easier to confuse into submission - badger's are vicious bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 12:53, archived)
# I know some mean badgers,
but it didn't look in the best of spirits
(oneofthemany, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 12:54, archived)
# That's a less believable
animal then some of the ones on b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! underneath the weeping willow, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 12:50, archived)
# I think we know where
HumanDescent got to...
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:07, archived)
# Can I have one too?
only in red to match my curtains?
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 12:51, archived)
#
almiqui almiqui almiqui almiqui almiqui almiqui almiqui almiqui almiqui almiqui
Mushroom Mushroom
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 24 Sep 2003, 12:52, archived)
# I wonder
what they taste like?
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 12:56, archived)
# pro'ly chicken


...badger flavored chicken.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 24 Sep 2003, 12:59, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 12:58, archived)
# That story took its time getting to Ananova.
It was on the local news when we were in Holguin a month ago.

one day i will stop banging on about cuba. but it was such a fucking great place and such a fucking intense holiday that it may take some time
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 12:53, archived)
# Don't - I want to go to Cuba
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 12:54, archived)
# it's the new iceland
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:02, archived)
# Why?
Did the old Iceland burn down?
(notcarlos, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:23, archived)
# Seen these?
www.b3ta.com/board/2002591

And that's a topless woman with enormous implants at the bottom of the first picture...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:03, archived)
# They're great
And illustrates pretty much exactly why I want to go there. That and I'm a commie bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:05, archived)
# Sorry comrade, but the revolution is drawing to a close.
When they made the dollar legal tender in 1995, and started building big fuck off resorts along the east coast, and opened much of the country up to tourism, the whole communism thing started to look more and more anachronistic and pointless. Technically it's still a Marxist Leninist country, but pragmatically it's as hungry for long green as everyone else. And Fidel is 77.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:07, archived)
# That's a very fair point.
Ideological communism is all I can ascribe to, as the practical invocation of the philosophy always involves far too many people who have their own agendas for it to work. I'm still fascinated by the country though, and feel that to see the "left-overs" of the communist regieme would be a real experience. Then, at least, I could see first hand why what I would love to work as a system of governance will never come to pass here...
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:13, archived)
# The trouble is, the Soviet system of over-bureaucrasising
everything in sight, and never letting anyone know anything about those above or below them in the system, doesn't sit well with the Latin American temperament. Plus the physical infrasructure has been crumbling badly since the Soviet Union fell. And even before that, it wasn't in the best of health.

It is, however, a wonderful country, very very beautiful, inhabited by people who are kind and caring and passionate and dignified and honourable. I've been dreaming about it regularly since I got back...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:20, archived)
# And the women with their tits out!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:20, archived)
# my missus is banned from cuba
on account that amelda marcos would be shown up by the one woman that buys more shoes than her...
(I helped save b3ta! timothy claypole, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:07, archived)
# He he he he
SHOES!
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:10, archived)
# she took 4 pairs
on a one week holiday to the Ardenne. I took 1 pair.
We went Kayaking, i got soaked (trainers included) she had nice dry pairs back at the chalet.
Thus, we have her constant reasoning for more pairs of shoes...
(I helped save b3ta! timothy claypole, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:11, archived)
# There's something
about shoes and women which seems inherently interlinked. I, like you, have the minimum number of shoes at any given time - but, like you, have seen in practise the benefits of many shoes. It's a goddamn minefield.
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:15, archived)
# What's Imelda Marcos go to do with Cuba?
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:13, archived)
# Imelda Marcos was Phillipines wasnt it
?????????
(WolfcubWithAttitude, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:11, archived)
# go on lad
get it out of your system...
(I helped save b3ta! timothy claypole, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 12:55, archived)
# don't do this with it though
www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_822475.html?menu=
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:02, archived)
# that's a warning a didn't really need
the idea of ramming ice cubes up my starfish, had never crossed my mind
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:21, archived)
# hummmmm
is there someone in the podium like on Police Academy?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 12:48, archived)
# Woo!

and a Houpla for the bum-baring crowd:
www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_822195.html
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 12:51, archived)
# Yes yes yes
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:08, archived)
# oh dear... Women! Know your place!
My all gay what, Mr President?
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:05, archived)
# that
is really, truly wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:08, archived)